Utterly blinkered nonsense. "Joe Biden didn't do enough pogroms to keep Trump from running on the 'I'm going to do pogroms' line." Oh if only Joe Biden had given ice eighty billion dollars before Trump did! Surely he would have won!

A true hater weaves an entire tapestry from a first impression, and should never endeavor to learn more

I find it increasingly infuriating that nobody under the age of 40 is allowed a genuinely held opinion. How many degrees does one need to take a moral stance? How few apps on your phone? How much screen time? When is someone's moral opinion allowed even to exist, let alone be right?

But it's somehow never, ever a legacy admission that's taking that spot.

Judith Miller reading the substack confessions on the train and shaking her head

"Elon's Jester" sounds like some horrible William Gibson premise for an apocalyptic AI.

... buddy

"Your baton stop bullets my man?"

Even if true, that means a whopping 0.44% of SNAP recipients are dead and... presumably not using SNAP. In a system of 40 million recipients, that's an exceptional rate of failure.

They lack the imagination for even the rocket car

"But he died!?" lol great stuff.