Jesse
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Jesse
@jessef.bsky.social
Idiot
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If anyone wants like... 1000+ hours of entertainment, go buy the Game of All Time for almost nothing.
December 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Okay botanical garden. I owe you an apology. I was not familiar with your game. I WILL have a lavender and scotch cocktail at 11 am.
December 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
April 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
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By the way, it's Taskmaster Champion of Champions day for all who celebrate.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Rx_...
Champion of Champions 4 - 'Put that on my gravestone.' | Full Episode
YouTube video by Taskmaster
www.youtube.com
December 23, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Me, putting oscar down for bed: why's it smell like pee in here?
Oscar: Oh. Yeah. I did that yesterday.
December 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Pissed off a room of people discussing using AI for charting on our patients this morning. Good deed for the day is done.
December 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
These are so much better and so much funnier than I expected them to be. Most fun I've had with a book series in a long, long time.
December 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Oscar demanded Christmas music while getting ready this am so I put this on cause he doesnt know the difference and i love it. He started quietly giggling and said "the music tickles my tummy." So that was a highlight.

youtu.be/G5WHZYxVq7w?...
Blackbird - Hiromi Uehara ( Piano Transcription )
YouTube video by Cornelius Tsen
youtu.be
December 16, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Oscar helped me make Hil a birthday cake.
December 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Only dog I've had that purrs.
December 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
November 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Turkey sucks.
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Thats a damn fine pasta bolognese.
November 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Oscar, locking gazes with me, squatting, and whispering as im putting him down for a nap: its okay to poop in a diaper

Me: yes! But if you go poop in the potty right now, you can have a Halloween treat

Oscar, grimacing: it is too late
November 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Love to roll up to the zoo and see every single other child and most of the parents in costume.

Ooooooh shit okay yeah, that makes sense. My bad buddy.
October 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Despite the broken hand I have 100%'d silksong and also just got the sub 5hr speedrun achievement. What a game. Worthy sequel to my favorite game of all time.
October 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
The Chopin piano competition is happening. So if you're a fan or looking for nice background music today...put the live stream on.

www.youtube.com/live/l8hCaZ9...
The 19th International Fryderyk Chopin Piano Competition (evening session), 6.10.2025
YouTube video by Chopin Institute
www.youtube.com
October 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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dudes rock
September 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Oscar asked for the "roads" song this morning on the way to school and had a full fucking meltdown when I put on country roads. Refused to clarify and sob screamed until I stumbled on to what he wanted....hit the road jack.
September 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Reminder that Kill is the best action movie I've seen since The Raid and it's now streaming on hulu.
September 19, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Unexpected perk of having a 3.5 yo son is I no longer need to aim to pee if I don't want to. Every nearby surface in every bathroom is already coated in piss. He doesn't even hold it sometimes. Just stands in front of the toilet and lets the stream find its own way.
September 17, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Timothy Olyphant's the only human being who makes walking with straight, unmoving arms look cool and menacing.
September 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Alien earth really nailed the fade into a godsmack song to end today's episode lol
September 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Me: hey buddy. I want to apologize. I've been a little spicier than usual because my hand hurts. Im sorry.
Oscar: that's my fault
Me: Aw no man. That's daddy's fault. I make bad choices sometimes because my hand hurts.
Oscar: the bad choice is "I can't pick you up"
August 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Not sure if it was beer 4 or 5 but my hands feels better.
August 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM