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Jesse Wind
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Nonbinary Queen of Positive Reinforcement 👑
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THE TOMORROW WAR (2021)

"⭐⭐⭐ movie but it gets a bonus half-star for starring 'the Spoon Man' Mike Mitchell!

& I thought the Volcano Kid maguffin was cute 😋"

#lastfourwatched #letterboxd
#letterboxdfriday #filmsky 📽️🍿
My last four reviewed movies on Letterboxd: Superman 2025 4.5 stars out of 5 Fantastic Four 2025 3.5 stars The Tomorrow War 3.5 stars Train to Busan 4.5 stars
November 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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A screenshot of me adding the word baseball to my Bluesky Mute list.
October 28, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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Also Stephen King (somehow).......
Screenshot from Twitter of Stephen King saying "The Epstein client List is real. So is the tooth fairy and Santa Claus."
October 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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my cat kirby 🤭
My black cat Kirby sleeping on his back with his tail straight down. He kinda looks like a popsicle.
October 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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uhhhh... whaty what?
October 16, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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Looking at this spreadsheet of Halloween movies I made late last night & laughing at the random notes I found most important to jot down. 🤭
Spreadsheet of movies with the following random notes next to movies: Japanese, Japanese, Japanese, The first Iranian vampire Western, Nicole Kidman, Italian, & 80s-y.
October 16, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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🫡
Xbox 360 cover for Blacksite Area 51. Shows a bland Caucasian military dude with a gun standing in front of a forgettable, tall, lanky, robot alien thing.
October 16, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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💜✨
Drew Struzan comic cover. It's a close-up on Darth Maul's face. Drew Struzan Star Trek TNG comic cover with headshots of Picard, Riker, & Worf. Drew Struzan Action Comics cover. It's Superman holding a car above his head.
October 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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meme with a Bratz doll in an Anarchist t-shirt saying "they don't know I have a passion 4 antifacism".
October 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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If I'm lucky I'll sneak in a movie tonight still :3
#LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday #Filmsky
Screenshot of my four most recent reviews on Letterboxd. 1978s Invasion of the Bodysnatchers 3.5 out of 5 stars, Prince of Darkness 2.5 stars, The Smashing Machine 4 stars, & The Luckiest Man in America 3 stars.
October 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Post you from different era
Caucasian child in a Coca Cola T-shirt posing for a photo with an official Pikachu mascot. It was for some PokeMon 10th anniversary mall tour.
October 10, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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Pornhub logo over a fake transparent PNG checkerboard.
October 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Michelangelo from Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles using his weapon "the turtle line".
October 9, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
Rotten Tomatoes screenshot of the 11% Tomatometer score for 1994's Street Fighter movie.
October 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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wonder who's wifi that is 😏
My Playdate handheld game console showing the name of my WiFi "Hunky Boy Darth Vader".
October 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Def hasn't been been a pattern for this person in particular for almost a decade 🤣
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October 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Everybody playing Silksong & I'm over here playing @cultofthelamb.bsky.social for my first time, totally obsessed!!! 😍

I've played 40hrs in the past 5.5 days!!!

#SilksongWho?
Steam profile showing I've played 40hrs of Cult of the Lamb.
September 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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I still need to watch Heavy Metal 😩
Picture of my four most recently watched movies. This is Spinal Tap 3.5 out of 5 stars. Dredd 4 star. The Long Walk 4 star. Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning 4 star.
September 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score.

This movie is worth watching for Raul Julia alone! 🤌
Street Fighter 1994 Rotten Tomatoes scores. 11% on the Tomatometer & 20% on the Popcornmeter. Man Rotten Tomato is dumb.
September 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Bazinga! 😘 #letterboxdfriday
Four movie ratings out of five stars. Mission Impossible The Final Reckoning got 4, Predator Killers of Killers got 3.5, The Toxic Avenger 2025 got 3, & my rewatch of Superman 2025 got 4.5
September 13, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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The only two Pawpaws I know are:

-My MomMom's husband

-The Paw Paw Bears
Intro shot from the 1985 cartoon Paw Paw Bears.
September 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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lol my timeline...
September 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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lol my timeline...
September 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Doodled on a picture of a model car the O.P. posted. I turned it into a crappy Transformer.
September 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Text reads "Repost this if Trans people should have Samus Arm Cannons". Below are cartoon images of people with Samus arm cannons.
September 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM