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Jess Grossman
@jessgrossman.bsky.social
actor & entrepreneur. Crohn’s Disease & ostomy surgery advocate. verified on IG like it matters

@jessgrossman other places

not disabled enough for you to feel sorry for me but disabled enough that the government gives me money
while out today, I saw both the license plate “TUX GUY” and the license plate “SUIT GUY” in the span of 3 hours.

tell me we’re not living in a simulation.
November 24, 2024 at 1:41 AM
😌
November 17, 2024 at 2:43 AM
no immune system, no problem 💅🏻
November 16, 2024 at 9:30 PM
lol
November 15, 2024 at 1:01 AM
a guy who literally had worms in his brain, which is like, the dumbest sickness ever, is now in charge of 300 million people's health, so have fun with that everyone
November 14, 2024 at 11:46 PM
BREAKING: Trump has selected the Joker, Joe Rogan, Hannibal Lecter, JarJar Binks, and Janice Soprano to run his government
November 13, 2024 at 11:37 PM
I absolutely love knowing that every day is just going to get worse from here on out.
November 12, 2024 at 3:50 AM
just found out that I’m blocked by 10 people here and I literally can’t imagine why
November 8, 2024 at 1:44 AM
just realized @pfrazee.com put a nudity label on my account for showing off my ostomy bag as punishment for being gone this last year so maybe I will retreat back to threads where my flagrant medical intervention awareness is appreciated
November 8, 2024 at 1:31 AM
@illumi.meme 13 DAYS ago?

I’ve been gone for like a year lol
November 8, 2024 at 1:25 AM
sorry y’all, threads won.

1 million monthly views there vs… 3 likes per post here 😩

is there ANY reason to be here now?
i have more followers on threads in 12 hours than i do here so whos gonna win
November 8, 2024 at 1:23 AM
omg I didn’t realize the app had signed me out and signed back in to a whole bunch of noties poppin off. hey y’all we back to Alf or what
September 19, 2023 at 11:04 PM
I’m a google snippet 😂
August 16, 2023 at 4:25 PM
crowdsourcing something here…

what would you do if your direct report’s actions lost the company upwards of $30,000 in revenue?
August 4, 2023 at 2:18 AM
are we still here
August 3, 2023 at 1:54 AM
does this smiley face say the recognizes that we slept together for 2 months, 10 years ago, or that he has no idea who I am help me please
July 19, 2023 at 8:15 PM
the most chair review there ever could be
July 12, 2023 at 8:02 PM
just once can there be a recipe on a website that doesn't require me to fight my way through a forest of ads
July 12, 2023 at 7:40 PM
ignoring my twitter notifications like they’re text messages
July 11, 2023 at 11:21 PM
my thirst traps are performing better on threads than the things out of my brain so it really isn't much different than instagram
July 11, 2023 at 2:21 PM
found out that in Zelda Breath of the Wild Link has to dress up as a girl so basically any transphobe who plays this game needs to stfu immediately
July 7, 2023 at 5:37 PM
Reposted by Jess Grossman
Bluesky might survive because my mom just asked if she should follow me on threads
July 7, 2023 at 4:10 AM
Bluesky might survive because my mom just asked if she should follow me on threads
July 7, 2023 at 4:10 AM
i have more followers on threads in 12 hours than i do here so whos gonna win
July 6, 2023 at 5:42 PM