Dr. Jess Hebert
@jesshebert.bsky.social
HEE-bert | Assistant Professor, OHSU | Kidney/Repro/DOHaD scientist | #TeamPlacenta | The PDX Broadsides chanteuse | Mama | 85% Muppet by volume | https://jesshebert.carrd.co/
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What's yours? Sisters Village on Instagram: www.instagram.com/p/DR-d4CSE1P...
#taurus #astrology
What's yours? Sisters Village on Instagram: www.instagram.com/p/DR-d4CSE1P...
#taurus #astrology
December 9, 2025 at 6:42 AM
*stares at the camera*
What's yours? Sisters Village on Instagram: www.instagram.com/p/DR-d4CSE1P...
#taurus #astrology
What's yours? Sisters Village on Instagram: www.instagram.com/p/DR-d4CSE1P...
#taurus #astrology
Please share if you're in Chicagoland: a friend's 15-year-old daughter, Izzy, got into a stranger's silver Tesla last night with a pal and they haven't been heard from since. Last Instagram ping indicates Frankfort Square area. If you've seen her, please call local police. #Chicago
December 8, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Please share if you're in Chicagoland: a friend's 15-year-old daughter, Izzy, got into a stranger's silver Tesla last night with a pal and they haven't been heard from since. Last Instagram ping indicates Frankfort Square area. If you've seen her, please call local police. #Chicago
The Portland Ghostbusters were nearby yesterday so I took my toddler who is currently ALL THINGS GB. They were so wonderful with him!
December 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The Portland Ghostbusters were nearby yesterday so I took my toddler who is currently ALL THINGS GB. They were so wonderful with him!
We're watching @royalpdx.bsky.social in his first show at Kickstand Comedy via Twitch tonight, and Huddy keeps asking for Daddy to be in the middle of the screen more and to answer him. We love it. :)
December 5, 2025 at 6:36 AM
We're watching @royalpdx.bsky.social in his first show at Kickstand Comedy via Twitch tonight, and Huddy keeps asking for Daddy to be in the middle of the screen more and to answer him. We love it. :)
I found this design, for example, and love it, but the company selling it does not look legit, Etsy has several knockoffs, and I can't find the original maker. (If YOU know who it is, please tell me!) #capybara #radiation #uglysweater #Christmas
December 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I found this design, for example, and love it, but the company selling it does not look legit, Etsy has several knockoffs, and I can't find the original maker. (If YOU know who it is, please tell me!) #capybara #radiation #uglysweater #Christmas
Ar 12:56 PM on 12/2, I was sent to Whamhalla. I deserved it because I forgot the VA coffee stand is technically Starbucks despite not functioning anything like one. Support striking workers.
December 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Ar 12:56 PM on 12/2, I was sent to Whamhalla. I deserved it because I forgot the VA coffee stand is technically Starbucks despite not functioning anything like one. Support striking workers.
Hey, need a flu shot? Free at Doernbecher lobby today! Safe parents, safe kids! #fluseason @ohsudoernbecher.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Hey, need a flu shot? Free at Doernbecher lobby today! Safe parents, safe kids! #fluseason @ohsudoernbecher.bsky.social
Today my toddler met Santa. He wanted to show Santa his Ghostbusters hoodie so Santa knew to get him more Ghostbusters for Christmas. ♥️
December 1, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Today my toddler met Santa. He wanted to show Santa his Ghostbusters hoodie so Santa knew to get him more Ghostbusters for Christmas. ♥️
I made a cranberry tart! I treat recipes like protocols: I read a few from trusted sources, look at what I have, and then put it together. It turned out really well,good first attempt, would do again!
November 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I made a cranberry tart! I treat recipes like protocols: I read a few from trusted sources, look at what I have, and then put it together. It turned out really well,good first attempt, would do again!
I just saw this and CACKLED. I'm very sorry for your loss and hope that these little laughs help light his way home.
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I just saw this and CACKLED. I'm very sorry for your loss and hope that these little laughs help light his way home.
Look at this awesome feature for #medsky! If you work in healthcare, you can get a label for your account to help identify you as a part of that field, increasing visibility for the sciences and medicine here! Thank you, @richferro.com! #scisky #scicomm #science
November 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Look at this awesome feature for #medsky! If you work in healthcare, you can get a label for your account to help identify you as a part of that field, increasing visibility for the sciences and medicine here! Thank you, @richferro.com! #scisky #scicomm #science
In case I forgot to mention it, I recently got ordained. So if you were thinking you needed a sparkly entertaining emcee (or band) who could also get you wed, I'm HERE.
November 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
In case I forgot to mention it, I recently got ordained. So if you were thinking you needed a sparkly entertaining emcee (or band) who could also get you wed, I'm HERE.
Meanwhile @dutchbroscoffee.bsky.social over here pushing me notifications addressed to NOG HOGS
November 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Meanwhile @dutchbroscoffee.bsky.social over here pushing me notifications addressed to NOG HOGS
A literal day-in-science snapshot: using a cheap digital microscope to see if it'd be better for doing and teaching mouse surgeries than a traditional stereoscope. The wire on the left is about the diameter of a jugular, while the tip on the right is about that of a carotid. Should work!
November 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
A literal day-in-science snapshot: using a cheap digital microscope to see if it'd be better for doing and teaching mouse surgeries than a traditional stereoscope. The wire on the left is about the diameter of a jugular, while the tip on the right is about that of a carotid. Should work!
Just finished the F1 recap on YouTube and this was suggested...the longer you look at this, the better it gets.
CLEETUS SAYS IT ENDED BAD
CLEETUS SAYS IT ENDED BAD
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Just finished the F1 recap on YouTube and this was suggested...the longer you look at this, the better it gets.
CLEETUS SAYS IT ENDED BAD
CLEETUS SAYS IT ENDED BAD
To Trump, I quote the Mooninites. @aquateenwiki.bsky.social @adultswimcentral.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
To Trump, I quote the Mooninites. @aquateenwiki.bsky.social @adultswimcentral.com
Taking frame and art measurements for gifts and decor, including these D&D suggestive beauts by @valentinebarker.com with a very familiar model...
November 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Taking frame and art measurements for gifts and decor, including these D&D suggestive beauts by @valentinebarker.com with a very familiar model...
Busting out the good stuff to say farewell and good riddance to James Watson.
November 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Busting out the good stuff to say farewell and good riddance to James Watson.
350+ to see @startswithabang.bsky.social on a Tueaday night!!!
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
350+ to see @startswithabang.bsky.social on a Tueaday night!!!
I got to teach physiology dressed as Ms. Frizzle and take the sweetest Ginny the Superkitty out to trick or treat twice in a week, so Halloween kicked ass as far as I’m concerned. ♥️
November 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I got to teach physiology dressed as Ms. Frizzle and take the sweetest Ginny the Superkitty out to trick or treat twice in a week, so Halloween kicked ass as far as I’m concerned. ♥️
Halloween with OHSU Neph and CPB faculty! @beattylab.bsky.social @rose-hill.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Halloween with OHSU Neph and CPB faculty! @beattylab.bsky.social @rose-hill.bsky.social
First animated crush without saying your age
This was basically the animated version of The Mummy for me where I found every human main character attractive
This was basically the animated version of The Mummy for me where I found every human main character attractive
October 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
First animated crush without saying your age
This was basically the animated version of The Mummy for me where I found every human main character attractive
This was basically the animated version of The Mummy for me where I found every human main character attractive
Toddler is experiencing "Oh no my hubris" in LEGO.
October 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Toddler is experiencing "Oh no my hubris" in LEGO.
I'm on the hunt for a specific thing. I tried Mercari, Poshmark, even Google Lens, and might be SOL. It's this hoodie, from Where The Wild Things Are collection from Target, in a bigger size. Huddy has outgrown his but keeps trying to wear it. 4T-5T. Any ideas?
October 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I'm on the hunt for a specific thing. I tried Mercari, Poshmark, even Google Lens, and might be SOL. It's this hoodie, from Where The Wild Things Are collection from Target, in a bigger size. Huddy has outgrown his but keeps trying to wear it. 4T-5T. Any ideas?
Who wore it better?
October 20, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Who wore it better?