(okay last bit I swear)
Sometimes my and @sskeermadness.bsky.social's genius astounds even myself

people think things are bad now? just wait till the trans agenda comes for Millie, Abel and Pentious (I'll let the people decide which way Pentious is trans, either works with his egg friends)

straight but did have to suck some pig dick after the end of Spring Breakers

as for Niffty, funnily before I learned all the canon sexualities my guess was actually "her sexuality defies human comprehension"

was saying this to some friends recently, I know Millie's meant to be the token cishet girl but it's hard not to read her as, at the very least, a little bit bicurious and genderspicy

between the Pertwee era and NuWho thus far the thesis seems to have been "Silurians are people with good and bad members just like anyone else and Sea Devils are just kinda dicks"

but fr, my god is the modern media landscape dystopian

Lady Emily cisvestigators

I fuckin read this as Horse Gock for a second, my god

sidenote, I'm writing a series set in a year that happens to be before the good lesbian flag was invented and honestly think my lesbian characters would take the labrys axe over the shitass lipstick flag