Jessica Patton
@jessicapatton.bsky.social
I enjoy poking around in nature. And I like my dog. He’s alright.
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum
Scrabble is a brand name
January 21, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Scrabble is a brand name
Cancer research was never going to help a guy that tried to cure his cancer with ivermectin
January 13, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Cancer research was never going to help a guy that tried to cure his cancer with ivermectin
She must reeeeaaaaly need those pardons for her family if she’s willing to trash her career like this
December 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
She must reeeeaaaaly need those pardons for her family if she’s willing to trash her career like this
A writer for the NYT is not making minimum wage
December 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
A writer for the NYT is not making minimum wage
If I had an answer to that……
December 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
If I had an answer to that……
It happens all the time in Utah; we vote on something then the Republican legislature ignores the will of the people. Medicaid expansion, cannabis, fair congressional maps, all were gutted.
December 16, 2025 at 1:12 AM
It happens all the time in Utah; we vote on something then the Republican legislature ignores the will of the people. Medicaid expansion, cannabis, fair congressional maps, all were gutted.
In the formal wear he wants us to dress in?
December 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
In the formal wear he wants us to dress in?
That photo made me throw up a little bit
November 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
That photo made me throw up a little bit
Yes, the FDA is completely sus right now, however the science behind these changes has been years in the making. HRT is a life changer for many women so don’t discount these new recommendation just because morons run the FDA now.
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Yes, the FDA is completely sus right now, however the science behind these changes has been years in the making. HRT is a life changer for many women so don’t discount these new recommendation just because morons run the FDA now.
I think they’re referring to the current secretary of health and human services who flies barefoot like a chimpanzee
November 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I think they’re referring to the current secretary of health and human services who flies barefoot like a chimpanzee
I will drive a donkey cart before I ever buy a Tesla.
November 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I will drive a donkey cart before I ever buy a Tesla.
Somebody needs to remind this “christian” what the ninth commandment says
October 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Somebody needs to remind this “christian” what the ninth commandment says
Truly the dumbest person to ever occupy the oval office
August 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Truly the dumbest person to ever occupy the oval office
I encourage everyone to watch the documentary Crip Camp about the courageous people who engaged in brave civil disobedience for disability rights.
July 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I encourage everyone to watch the documentary Crip Camp about the courageous people who engaged in brave civil disobedience for disability rights.
Cheaper than a live human baby
July 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Cheaper than a live human baby
I was pretty sure I knew when the exports were mentioned, but the climate clinched it for me.
July 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I was pretty sure I knew when the exports were mentioned, but the climate clinched it for me.
Same in Utah. We just bought a house in a mountain stream flood zone and we couldn't close until we showed we had purchased FEMA flood insurance.
July 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Same in Utah. We just bought a house in a mountain stream flood zone and we couldn't close until we showed we had purchased FEMA flood insurance.