not sure why joint relief meds are so large? they can't make them small enough so one does not have to open their throat for it ?

there is a pond under all that snow, still holding out hope for those 3 goldfish that were in there before winter started

do you notify neighbors that you'll be screaming into the void? invite them to join? i feel like that's a neighborly thing to do.

i wonder if he postponed the mexico tariffs by a month because of avocados and the big game coming up.

if elon wants people to have more babies, why isn't he putting his attention towards making daycare more affordable and accessible, so people can have other people raise their kids while they work 80+ hrs a week, like he does.

I deleted the facebook app off my phone less than an hour ago and i already have the shakes

we need someone to pat us on the head and say it'll all be ok because they'll take care of the monsters under the bed

really wish it was socially acceptable to squirt someone with a water bottle when they say something stupid.

Don't clean your basement unless you add extra time for side quests. Found a bunch of shit i brought back upstairs to "use", and since it was all down there for a reason I'm sure most will go back into the basement after it sits around upstairs for a bit

I was just thinking about how funny the word Goober is. We should use it more often.

at the very least, conversing with an A.I. bot will help me with my conversation skills for when i have to converse with actual people

I made chocolate chip cookies and got both hard and soft in one batch. whats your favorite style? flat or cakey? al dente, or well done?

if squidward is an octopus, why didn't they give him camouflage? It would have made his work naps better.