Auntie Jessie
@jessiepearl.bsky.social
🌀 Auntie Jessie | stoner news auntie on YouTube
🪑 porch vibes • 📺 weed news • 🌌 ADHD variety show
🐾 tarot reader • artist • independent media
✉️ come sit a spell: auntiejessie.com
🪑 porch vibes • 📺 weed news • 🌌 ADHD variety show
🐾 tarot reader • artist • independent media
✉️ come sit a spell: auntiejessie.com
TMZ got Hulk Hogan's final words: "Epstein didn't kill himself, Brother"
July 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
TMZ got Hulk Hogan's final words: "Epstein didn't kill himself, Brother"
No Diddy party is complete without Trump
July 20, 2025 at 4:22 AM
No Diddy party is complete without Trump
Hello, to the 6 or 7 of you: my channel has a strike for the next week because of an educational video I did a year ago about the dangers of gas station drugs. I will be on a backup channel this week, so you should subscribe to me there. www.youtube.com/@rogueauntie...
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July 20, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Hello, to the 6 or 7 of you: my channel has a strike for the next week because of an educational video I did a year ago about the dangers of gas station drugs. I will be on a backup channel this week, so you should subscribe to me there. www.youtube.com/@rogueauntie...
What if JonBenet Ramsey is in the Epstein files?
July 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
What if JonBenet Ramsey is in the Epstein files?
I predict death by congestive heart failure on Aug 11
July 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I predict death by congestive heart failure on Aug 11
Snow on Florida beaches. Texas floods. Alaska earthquake. Sounds like the cover of National Enquirer but no, it's just 2025
July 16, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Snow on Florida beaches. Texas floods. Alaska earthquake. Sounds like the cover of National Enquirer but no, it's just 2025
Here's a playlist I put together for the MAGA folks who are waking up to the revolution. I', Auntie Jessie and this playlist is your starter kit for real-world awareness but with a stoner porch auntie vibe.
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
🛑🧢 You Took Off the MAGA Hat. Welcome Back to Reality: Start Here - YouTube
Welcome to 🧠 Civic Homework for Stoned Cousins ✨, your cozy, slightly chaotic entry point to the revolution. This playlist is your starter kit for real-world...
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July 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Here's a playlist I put together for the MAGA folks who are waking up to the revolution. I', Auntie Jessie and this playlist is your starter kit for real-world awareness but with a stoner porch auntie vibe.
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
@asklyft.bsky.social Would you be willing to give riders an option to block being matched with Tesla drivers? Grok is coming to the Teslas next week and I don't need my driver's car to haul off and call me a woke f*ggot for bucking my seatbelt too fast.
July 12, 2025 at 4:43 AM
@asklyft.bsky.social Would you be willing to give riders an option to block being matched with Tesla drivers? Grok is coming to the Teslas next week and I don't need my driver's car to haul off and call me a woke f*ggot for bucking my seatbelt too fast.
They could have played this so much smarter. Release the full Epstein Files complete with Trump's name and all, and then proclaim LOOK AT HOW RIDICULOUS THE BIDEN ADMINSITRATION IS THEY FABRICATED ALL THIS EVIDENCE!!! Instead they gaslight after dangling the carrot for seven years.
July 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
They could have played this so much smarter. Release the full Epstein Files complete with Trump's name and all, and then proclaim LOOK AT HOW RIDICULOUS THE BIDEN ADMINSITRATION IS THEY FABRICATED ALL THIS EVIDENCE!!! Instead they gaslight after dangling the carrot for seven years.
When are these colonies gonna rise up?
July 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
When are these colonies gonna rise up?
Everyone who was in Alcatraz was given due process.
July 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Everyone who was in Alcatraz was given due process.
Karoline Levitt's dad is 7 years younger than her husband.
July 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Karoline Levitt's dad is 7 years younger than her husband.
Whatever you do, don’t call the #ICE Hotline and at 866-347-2423 and tell them there's an undocumented girl named Anne Frank in Ted Cruz's attic.
June 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Whatever you do, don’t call the #ICE Hotline and at 866-347-2423 and tell them there's an undocumented girl named Anne Frank in Ted Cruz's attic.
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Smiley fire north of Moreno Valley stopped at 83 acres https://trib.al/8Big3Je
Smiley fire north of Moreno Valley stopped at 83 acres
The fire was reported at 2:36 p.m. Saturday in an unincorporated area at San Timoteo Canyon Road and Smiley Boulevard.
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June 29, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Smiley fire north of Moreno Valley stopped at 83 acres https://trib.al/8Big3Je
Keep in mind that this mess does have an ending and every one of the motherfuckers who made choices that harm the people will not be keeping their jobs. Whatever we build from this won't have room for anyone who was nice to the fucking fascists.
June 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Keep in mind that this mess does have an ending and every one of the motherfuckers who made choices that harm the people will not be keeping their jobs. Whatever we build from this won't have room for anyone who was nice to the fucking fascists.
Don't let them call it Alligator Alcatraz. Call it what it is: Alligator Auschwitz.
June 28, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Don't let them call it Alligator Alcatraz. Call it what it is: Alligator Auschwitz.
Tell Marriot it's fucked for them to let ICE use their properties. Sign the petition
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Can you spare a minute to help this campaign?
"Tell L.A. Hotels: No Sanctuary for Federal Brutality!"
chng.it
June 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Tell Marriot it's fucked for them to let ICE use their properties. Sign the petition
chng.it/P9mc8VmHCT
chng.it/P9mc8VmHCT
Illegal immigration is a misdemeanor crime. Why is the answer to.. *checks notes* ..build an Alligator Alcatraz. How does the punishment fit the crime?
June 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Illegal immigration is a misdemeanor crime. Why is the answer to.. *checks notes* ..build an Alligator Alcatraz. How does the punishment fit the crime?
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Armed immigration officers aren’t even telling local police at times about their raids https://trib.al/XR7kAW7
Armed immigration officers aren’t even telling local police at times about their raids
“It’s unprecedented territory to be very honest,” LA’s police chief says.
trib.al
June 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Armed immigration officers aren’t even telling local police at times about their raids https://trib.al/XR7kAW7
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Rough day for Big Balls — he got fired from his DOGE position.
Rougher day for Andrew Cuomo, who was rejected by NYC voters.
Great day for Zohran Mamdani and the working class.
This historic victory might just help the party win back trust with it's base.
Rougher day for Andrew Cuomo, who was rejected by NYC voters.
Great day for Zohran Mamdani and the working class.
This historic victory might just help the party win back trust with it's base.
June 25, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Rough day for Big Balls — he got fired from his DOGE position.
Rougher day for Andrew Cuomo, who was rejected by NYC voters.
Great day for Zohran Mamdani and the working class.
This historic victory might just help the party win back trust with it's base.
Rougher day for Andrew Cuomo, who was rejected by NYC voters.
Great day for Zohran Mamdani and the working class.
This historic victory might just help the party win back trust with it's base.
Reposted by Auntie Jessie
To All "No Kings" Protesters
Here's a quick course in imagery: "How to Pacify Cops, ICE, National Guard and Marines 101"
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OMG. I can stop laughing.
I have no idea whose idea this was, where it was taken and by whom, but to your credit, as mentioned, I can't stop laughing!
Thank you!
Here's a quick course in imagery: "How to Pacify Cops, ICE, National Guard and Marines 101"
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OMG. I can stop laughing.
I have no idea whose idea this was, where it was taken and by whom, but to your credit, as mentioned, I can't stop laughing!
Thank you!
June 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
To All "No Kings" Protesters
Here's a quick course in imagery: "How to Pacify Cops, ICE, National Guard and Marines 101"
================
OMG. I can stop laughing.
I have no idea whose idea this was, where it was taken and by whom, but to your credit, as mentioned, I can't stop laughing!
Thank you!
Here's a quick course in imagery: "How to Pacify Cops, ICE, National Guard and Marines 101"
================
OMG. I can stop laughing.
I have no idea whose idea this was, where it was taken and by whom, but to your credit, as mentioned, I can't stop laughing!
Thank you!
Reposted by Auntie Jessie
Federal judge sides with Harvard—blocks Trump’s ban on international students. Harvard wins a legal reprieve while Trump teases a ‘mind‑bogglingly historic’ deal. Drama, leverage, high stakes.
If everything is “historic” and “mind boggling,” as he always claims…then nothing would be. #BS
If everything is “historic” and “mind boggling,” as he always claims…then nothing would be. #BS
June 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Federal judge sides with Harvard—blocks Trump’s ban on international students. Harvard wins a legal reprieve while Trump teases a ‘mind‑bogglingly historic’ deal. Drama, leverage, high stakes.
If everything is “historic” and “mind boggling,” as he always claims…then nothing would be. #BS
If everything is “historic” and “mind boggling,” as he always claims…then nothing would be. #BS