Sam Carpenter Stan Account
@jessifreakinlyn.bsky.social
The internet’s boyfriend ❤️ she/her
Boyfriend reveal!
December 25, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Boyfriend reveal!
Just went to the weed store 🥰
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December 24, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Just went to the weed store 🥰
It was literally so easy my niece was sooo good and sweet 🥺 She loves her aunt Jess 🥰
Babysitting my niece and nephew today. I’ve only ever babysat my nephew before so we’ll see how it goes
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December 22, 2024 at 9:38 PM
It was literally so easy my niece was sooo good and sweet 🥺 She loves her aunt Jess 🥰
Babysitting my niece and nephew today. I’ve only ever babysat my nephew before so we’ll see how it goes
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December 22, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Babysitting my niece and nephew today. I’ve only ever babysat my nephew before so we’ll see how it goes
I thought melatonin was the cause of my insane dreams but I didn’t take any last night so my own brain is to blame I fear
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December 21, 2024 at 4:21 PM
I thought melatonin was the cause of my insane dreams but I didn’t take any last night so my own brain is to blame I fear
Read an entire book in one day the other day I haven’t done that in years
December 21, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Read an entire book in one day the other day I haven’t done that in years
Trap mention!!!
December 20, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Trap mention!!!
I can’t be normal because instead of saying something like “I bought a new journal so I can start journaling again” I have to say “I’m in my Shauna Shipman era”
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December 20, 2024 at 6:40 PM
I can’t be normal because instead of saying something like “I bought a new journal so I can start journaling again” I have to say “I’m in my Shauna Shipman era”
Ended up with two murder books oh well. So excited!
December 20, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Ended up with two murder books oh well. So excited!
And now I’m going to the independent bookstore I just keep on winning
December 19, 2024 at 11:02 PM
And now I’m going to the independent bookstore I just keep on winning
Practically foaming at the mouth thinking about the sandwich I’m getting from the grocery store
December 19, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Practically foaming at the mouth thinking about the sandwich I’m getting from the grocery store
Haven’t gotten my hair done in 6 months
December 18, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Haven’t gotten my hair done in 6 months
It was closed but I still got my gluten free cookie dough ice cream so still a W
My dad needs to take me to the Mexican restaurant when he picks me up from the airport please please please 🙏🏻 💕
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December 16, 2024 at 11:23 PM
It was closed but I still got my gluten free cookie dough ice cream so still a W
I’m with my nephew and we’re both wearing gray hoodies and his mom isn’t here so people probably think I am his mom 😯
December 16, 2024 at 9:51 PM
I’m with my nephew and we’re both wearing gray hoodies and his mom isn’t here so people probably think I am his mom 😯
My dad needs to take me to the Mexican restaurant when he picks me up from the airport please please please 🙏🏻 💕
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December 16, 2024 at 5:22 PM
My dad needs to take me to the Mexican restaurant when he picks me up from the airport please please please 🙏🏻 💕
Thinking about last year when I was on TikTok the night before my flight and this video comes up on my FYP of “How to survive a plane crash” and I just scrolled past it 💀
Me the day before a flight for absolutely no reason
December 15, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Thinking about last year when I was on TikTok the night before my flight and this video comes up on my FYP of “How to survive a plane crash” and I just scrolled past it 💀
Me the day before a flight for absolutely no reason
December 15, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Me the day before a flight for absolutely no reason
I survived
December 15, 2024 at 1:22 AM
I survived
It’s Dula Peep wrapping paper season again!!!!
December 14, 2024 at 12:31 AM
It’s Dula Peep wrapping paper season again!!!!
Sleep gummies really stand on business cause I slept 10 hours last night
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December 13, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Sleep gummies really stand on business cause I slept 10 hours last night
Now my work is sending me threatening emails BITCH
December 13, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Now my work is sending me threatening emails BITCH
Okay I think I have computer vision syndrome 😭 This is a real thing I just looked up. So now I’m going to have to keep wearing my glasses cause my eyes are maddd 😩
I have to keep putting my glasses on because I’m looking at screens too much and it’s making my eyes water
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December 12, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Okay I think I have computer vision syndrome 😭 This is a real thing I just looked up. So now I’m going to have to keep wearing my glasses cause my eyes are maddd 😩
Just saw 5 deer and 2 of them were bucks I’m having a great week
Just saw 4 deer on my walk oh we are SO BACK
December 11, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Just saw 5 deer and 2 of them were bucks I’m having a great week
I have to keep putting my glasses on because I’m looking at screens too much and it’s making my eyes water
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December 11, 2024 at 1:54 AM
I have to keep putting my glasses on because I’m looking at screens too much and it’s making my eyes water