JessSaysStuff
@jessinprogress.bsky.social
Knower of food safety facts. Lover of food animal production.🐂🐄🐑🐐🐖🐓First gen lawyer. RT ≠ endorsement. Opinions my own. Maryland by way of the Wild West.
Good evening from Bar Prep Hell where my purrlegals are throughly examining the backs of their eyelids and the bottoms of their feet.
July 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Good evening from Bar Prep Hell where my purrlegals are throughly examining the backs of their eyelids and the bottoms of their feet.
Somehow a 25lb beagle can take up the entire bed. This was my view at 3:30AM. I guess she was cold but wanted her feet out? Oh, Blair. I wish I was you.
June 30, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Somehow a 25lb beagle can take up the entire bed. This was my view at 3:30AM. I guess she was cold but wanted her feet out? Oh, Blair. I wish I was you.
Good morning, I’m Libby. If I fits, I sits. Even if my corpulent floof overfloweth. Mommy said I’m not fat, I’m a Rubens. Purrfection in every way.
April 30, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Good morning, I’m Libby. If I fits, I sits. Even if my corpulent floof overfloweth. Mommy said I’m not fat, I’m a Rubens. Purrfection in every way.
I like how this animal thinks he’s a wild jungle cat sleeping in a tree. In reality he’s a rotten gremlin who likes to scratch my furniture and instead of being deterred by the sticky tape, he licks it, apparently (?) to fuel his two brain cells.
April 17, 2025 at 9:27 AM
I like how this animal thinks he’s a wild jungle cat sleeping in a tree. In reality he’s a rotten gremlin who likes to scratch my furniture and instead of being deterred by the sticky tape, he licks it, apparently (?) to fuel his two brain cells.
We started the day with a car ride and a pup cup. Whipped cream for breakfast is the move!
March 11, 2025 at 11:58 AM
We started the day with a car ride and a pup cup. Whipped cream for breakfast is the move!
Libby is having a Monday. She never naps here but I guess she figured it’s as good a place as any.
March 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Libby is having a Monday. She never naps here but I guess she figured it’s as good a place as any.
I made two king cakes this weekend and gave one to my neighbor who wasn’t familiar with the tradition. Her husband found the baby and held it over the rest of the household all weekend. 😂
Laissez les bons temps rouler, yall. 💛💚💜
Laissez les bons temps rouler, yall. 💛💚💜
March 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I made two king cakes this weekend and gave one to my neighbor who wasn’t familiar with the tradition. Her husband found the baby and held it over the rest of the household all weekend. 😂
Laissez les bons temps rouler, yall. 💛💚💜
Laissez les bons temps rouler, yall. 💛💚💜
Everything is terrible so here’s JW protecting me from hot shower water and whatever monsters live in the downstairs bathroom. A girl with a cat can never go to the bathroom alone.
February 25, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Everything is terrible so here’s JW protecting me from hot shower water and whatever monsters live in the downstairs bathroom. A girl with a cat can never go to the bathroom alone.
Everything is on fire and I don’t know if I’ll have a job in the future, so I’m making tortillas about it. They aren’t as good as HEB, but they are pretty damn close.
February 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Everything is on fire and I don’t know if I’ll have a job in the future, so I’m making tortillas about it. They aren’t as good as HEB, but they are pretty damn close.
It’s all put together and ready to run. BIG BLOCK BABYYYY!!
February 19, 2025 at 1:15 PM
It’s all put together and ready to run. BIG BLOCK BABYYYY!!
Regarding the Sunday Scaries, I submit this antidote. Libby working on her tan on the sunny porch while it’s 30F and blowing 30 outside.
February 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Regarding the Sunday Scaries, I submit this antidote. Libby working on her tan on the sunny porch while it’s 30F and blowing 30 outside.
Just a wholesome reminder that beagle heaven is being sandwiched between a heated blanket and a comforter while wearing a comfy hoodie.
January 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Just a wholesome reminder that beagle heaven is being sandwiched between a heated blanket and a comforter while wearing a comfy hoodie.
I hope your meds let you rest as peacefully as JW does. He truly has two brain cells, zero thoughts, and he’s crosseyed, but he’s a delightful little furball nonetheless.
January 15, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I hope your meds let you rest as peacefully as JW does. He truly has two brain cells, zero thoughts, and he’s crosseyed, but he’s a delightful little furball nonetheless.
Real ones know.
December 19, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Real ones know.
Texts with other science majors:
December 5, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Texts with other science majors:
Look at this handsome boy I saw this evening. He’s not a shooter, but remember that hunting is 99% watching just for the hell of it.
September 27, 2023 at 12:15 AM
Look at this handsome boy I saw this evening. He’s not a shooter, but remember that hunting is 99% watching just for the hell of it.
What is happening? Is it 1998 again!!??
September 22, 2023 at 4:12 PM
What is happening? Is it 1998 again!!??