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❄️Jessie!❄️
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Max von Sydow as Ming the Merciless in Flash Gordon (1980), he's bald with high pointed eyebrows, long eyelashes, and a long-ended mustache and pointed goatee, all black he wears a red high-collared jacket with a gold, idk cowl?
December 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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be like Homer, folks
a still from the simpsons, it's a close-up of homer and captions read "it's a pornography store. i was buying pornography"
December 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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i have a positive memory of this book, but i did read it immediately after the crystal star so anything would have seemed pretty good at that point
the cover of 90s star wars novel the crystal star by vonda mcintyre, it shows luke in his rotj outfit with an added white sleeveless robe thing and headshots of han, leia, and chewie also from rotj in front of a swirling galaxy background, there's also a silhouette figure holding a rifle it's an absolutely terrible book
December 12, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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still from the simpsons, principal skinner is standing at his desk with a stern expression, text in a green 80s retro-futuristic font overlaid on the scene reads "cons: possible homer sexual"
December 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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this McDonald's app order code i just got... DAMN
cropped screenshot of the McDonald's app order tracker, the address of the McDonald's is obscured so i don't dox myself but the order code is OJ94. in 1994, OJ Simpson was arrested and charged with the murders of his ex-wife Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman, and while he was ultimately acquitted, he was found liable for their deaths in civil court and public opinion leans heavily towards his guilt
December 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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A Bronx Tale bc they filmed it in my neighborhood when i was growing up!
a cropped still from a bronx tale, showing Robert DeNiro holding his loser son Calogero's hand as they walk down 30th Ave in Astoria, Queens flanked by two police detectives
December 9, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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when he calls in Frank Oz to help 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
Jim Henson, Frank Oz, and a third puppeteer whose face is obscured by his arm, working together to control Bert and Ernie. on the left, the third man is using his right arm to operate Ernie's right arm. in the center, Jim Henson is using his right hand to operate Ernie's head & mouth, and his left to operate Ernie's left arm. on the right, Frank Oz is using his right arm to control Bert's head & mouth and his left arm to operate Bert's left arm with a stick
December 9, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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rfk addressing the public like
a still from mortal kombat 1, showing homelander from the boys doing his victory pose where he drinks a bottle of breast milk. in this shot he is holding the bottle in both hands almost reverently, as he raises in to his open mouth
December 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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i unfortunately had to take my kids to see five nights at ferddys 2 today, and can i say something without anyone getting mad
skeet ulrich in five nights at Freddy's 2 looking like a very handsome older man, he's got a beard with just a tiny bit of grey and it's very neat, and he's got reading glasses to give him a little mature sophistication, and his hair looks great, not thinning or anything. overall quite the dilf
December 8, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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is a cat, he good boy!
a close-up of an orange and white tabby cat sitting on a blanket on a grey sofa, his pupils are very wide and his ears are a tiny bit back
December 4, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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a scoop of vanilla ice cream, as one night serve with pie a la mode
December 4, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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big machines in the snow! 😍❄️💖
a snowy parking lot at dusk with a construction vehicle plowing the snow, seen through an apartment window
December 2, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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still from Seinfeld of Kramer's head on a roasted turkey, a hallucination Jerry has when Kramer started using butter as suntan lotion or something
December 1, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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counter argument:
still from the video for run dmc's "christmas in hollis", dmc jay and run are rapping in a living room decorated for christmas, with candles, ribbons, and a christmas tree, there's also a deer or moose head over the fireplace on the back wall
November 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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they called it the thunderdome and the very first night people replaced their feeds with porn and deceased wwe superstar / family annihilator chris benoit
Vince McMahon standing in the ring on smackdown, but the stands behind him are filled with walls of monitors showing webcam feeds of a bunch of different people watching the show
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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getting tucked in like
two stills from Terminator 1: a close-up of Sarah Conner as she delivers the line "you're terminated, fucker" when she activated the hydraulic press to crush the Terminator 2: the Terminator being crushed in the hydraulic press, blue electricity arcing from its body
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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"omae wa mou shindeiru"
Garfield smiling smugly and pointing at the viewer
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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zoop fuckin sucked he should be embarrassed
box for the videogame zoop on Sega Genesis, it's got the classic red Genesis label down the left side and the art is just a bunch of horizontal black & white lines with a line of 4 equal spaced dots of the opposite color on them, and the games title written in colorful letters with strange proportions, it's hard to describe them but the second O is a spiral for example
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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ten years!
selfie of jessie 10 years ago at a movie theater, she was taking her son to the movies for the first time to see The Force Awakens bc the kiddo was a HUGE star wars nut at the time but she cropped him out bc y'all can't be normal. she's heavyset with short hair and a beard & mustache and she's wearing black and holding popcorn and a coke, smiling but with dead eyes modern selfie of jessie, she's sitting on her sofa kinda leaning to one side, she's wearing a brown cami that has a couple orangey spots where the color got faded, looks like bleach but i don't use bleach so idk how that happened, and you can see her purple bra straps. she's got her sideshave in a ponytail with a rainbow scrunchie so everyone knows she's gay and there are loose strands at the front. her black winged eyeliner and dark rose lipstick look great and she's smiling with bright eyes and she looks so much more alive and feels it too
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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yeah the monochrome line art characters are very of that era, they remind me of the Julio & Marisol AIDS education comics that ran on NYC subways and buses beginning in that era
a black and white 2 panel comic with the title "DECISION" in large block letters above it panel 1: a man in a collared shirt and vest is kissing a woman in a floral print top on her neck, their eyes closed. a narration box reads "as the minutes ticked by, their passion grew...". the man says "come on Marisol, prove your love for me" panel 2: they have pulled apart and opened their eyes, the woman is holding up a condom and says "i love you Julio, but if you love me too use this"
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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chat help me my cat turned huge what do i do
selfie of jessie lying in her bed, in the foreground her cat is very close to the camera but the perspective is making it look like the cat is huge and jessie is right behind him
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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this actor is always trying to tempt a protagonist with illicit behavior
mouse from the matrix, the same actor who played the star wars character in the original post
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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one thing burns and i agree on
still from the simpsons showing mr burns and smithers sitting at a table at burns's birthday gala, burns has an angry expression and captions read "have the rolling stones killed"
November 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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kitty claws have been successfully trimmed; he is now Mr Softpaws
orange and white tabby cat sleeping on a bed with grey sheets next to a blahaj, his paws are in front of him and you can see his pink toe beans and paw pads
November 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
selfie of jessie, she's wearing a cami in brick red with a pink & blue pattern that looks inspired by native designs from the american southwest over a purple bra which can be seen around the straps. her hair is held in a ponytail but a rainbow scrunchie with loose strands at the front falling down one side of her face. she has black eyeliner, dark rose lipstick, an olive drab purse strap on her shoulder, and she's looking into the camera and smiling. behind her is an apartment building, grass with fallen leaves scattered on it, a bush, a tree, and a low wooden fence, and you can see part of the hood and windshield of her red car over her shoulder
November 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM