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Jess the Monster
@jessmonster47.bsky.social
Queer. Hockey. Patcha.
MY DICK CAN ONLY GET SO HARD
February 13, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Was hearing about this last night and like S I R. We need layers. We need traction. Rose will try to use her Western NY experience to help 😭😭
February 1, 2026 at 4:16 AM
I think our new goal this year is to try and see teams that we haven’t seen yet. The GOAL is to go to every stadium but I think this one is going to be fun!!
July 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Tbh I’m kind of glad she is because it adds to the whole ridiculousness of the show. But I understand the point that it should prob be someone queer
July 3, 2025 at 5:35 AM
WHAT!?!! Love this and love you and love the better health insurance 💜
March 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
That’s the shit that pissed me off. Not only the “keep politics out of hockey” assholes when it comes to rainbow tape but this whole tournament should have been for the Gaudreaus because he should have been there
February 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
MOTHRA!!!! What!?!!!!
February 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
This is me any time my artist posts “had a cancellation!” And I’m like the good lord would W A N T me to get a tattoo
January 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
It’s toddler logic. Someone reminded him it existed, told him no, and now he won’t let it go
January 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I am crying and so happy for you friend!!! A long time coming ✨
December 11, 2024 at 5:19 PM
I feel like the cats had something to do with this 👀
December 10, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Thank you 💜 it means a lot knowing I’m not alone because I definitely feel like ??? am I losing it?? Am I in the wrong??
December 7, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Thank you, friend. It means a lot knowing that you understand me. I love YOU
December 7, 2024 at 1:17 AM