Jess🔮🌙
@jesssamer1cana.swifties.social
An “X” stan twt refugee looking for asylum on a new, safe, Elon-free platform 🫶🏼🕯️tay/noah/lana/phoebe are my favs. ☠️ Elder emo (35 in January) - ADTR groupie🤘🏼witchlor ✨DNI trumpers, xenophobes, etc.
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Some fun facts about moi:
🧿married but childless cat lady
🧿💗most music ranging from Tay->metal->classic rock
🧿horror girlie 👻
🧿collector of vinyls
🧿intuitive & a novice in the craft (tarot, crystals etc.) but have been studying astrology for over a decade
🧿💗 EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY OOMFIES 🫶🏼
🧿married but childless cat lady
🧿💗most music ranging from Tay->metal->classic rock
🧿horror girlie 👻
🧿collector of vinyls
🧿intuitive & a novice in the craft (tarot, crystals etc.) but have been studying astrology for over a decade
🧿💗 EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY OOMFIES 🫶🏼
IM GOING TO SEE MY FAVORITE ARTIST NOAH FUCKING KAHAN I CANT EVEN REALLY BELIEVE ITS TRUE 😭not to mention the other acts 🥲jacks mannequin, good charlotte, Green Day, FOB, nelly, the fray FACK
February 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
IM GOING TO SEE MY FAVORITE ARTIST NOAH FUCKING KAHAN I CANT EVEN REALLY BELIEVE ITS TRUE 😭not to mention the other acts 🥲jacks mannequin, good charlotte, Green Day, FOB, nelly, the fray FACK
We are so so so up
February 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
We are so so so up
This AND last week the most incompetent ref squads smh unbelievable
That shit was a fumble or intentional grounding and the Vikings got neither call, bad refs
January 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
This AND last week the most incompetent ref squads smh unbelievable
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If you have any Vikings fans in your life, please do a wellness check immediately.
January 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
If you have any Vikings fans in your life, please do a wellness check immediately.
Ok so now we are just making shit rules up as we go along in the NFL huh?! Give me a fucking break that was not an incomplete pass if anything it was intentional grounding. These refs and Troy are blind/brainwashed or something smh. Get me out there on the field as a ref these men are incompetent
January 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Ok so now we are just making shit rules up as we go along in the NFL huh?! Give me a fucking break that was not an incomplete pass if anything it was intentional grounding. These refs and Troy are blind/brainwashed or something smh. Get me out there on the field as a ref these men are incompetent
Ok I love Ethel but listening to the first song on her new album and it’s lowkey giving me the creeps/a panic attack 😅anyone else have this reaction?!
January 10, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Ok I love Ethel but listening to the first song on her new album and it’s lowkey giving me the creeps/a panic attack 😅anyone else have this reaction?!
I LOVE MY SISSY SO MUCH🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
happy birthday to my sissy @jesssamer1cana.swifties.social ily so so so so much thank you for being my older sister and friend thanks for all the memories and laughs that you have bought me, thank you for all the gifts and merch you have gotten me, thanks for everything that you do for me!!! ily 💗
January 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I LOVE MY SISSY SO MUCH🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
Is it just me or are the refs in this game playing for the Lions bc DAWG the number of missed penalties is ridiculous
January 6, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Is it just me or are the refs in this game playing for the Lions bc DAWG the number of missed penalties is ridiculous
Welcome, queen 💗
January 5, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Welcome, queen 💗
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hi everyone I’m always inactive on here but for those not on twt anymore good news I’m taken and I’m happy and she makes me happy ok bye yall!
December 29, 2024 at 4:37 AM
hi everyone I’m always inactive on here but for those not on twt anymore good news I’m taken and I’m happy and she makes me happy ok bye yall!
I was in the worst mood until I started watching Josh Allen and the bills kicking a rod’s dumb ass up and down the field 😌truly few things make me happier
December 29, 2024 at 8:11 PM
I was in the worst mood until I started watching Josh Allen and the bills kicking a rod’s dumb ass up and down the field 😌truly few things make me happier
The feeling is MUTUAL for all of yous but esp you my darling friend across the pond🫶🏼😇
Merry Christmas to some of the best moots a guy could ask for :) @soscxrlet.swifties.social @falsegodxslut.swifties.social @jesssamer1cana.swifties.social I know it's not christmas in your time zones but fuck it, it is here 😂
Thank you for being some of the best people a guy could hope to interact
Thank you for being some of the best people a guy could hope to interact
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December 25, 2024 at 12:51 AM
The feeling is MUTUAL for all of yous but esp you my darling friend across the pond🫶🏼😇
My name is Jess and I was born 7 days after 1989 😅
My name is Ally and I was born in 1999 🗣️🩵
December 23, 2024 at 9:12 AM
My name is Jess and I was born 7 days after 1989 😅
I miss him everyday 😢
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December 23, 2024 at 9:08 AM
I miss him everyday 😢
How lame can you fucking be to penalize the Vikings defense for doing the remember the titans celly……WOMP
December 23, 2024 at 12:12 AM
How lame can you fucking be to penalize the Vikings defense for doing the remember the titans celly……WOMP
Yes I’m a grinch and hate Christmas but then the whopper of my *dreaded* birthday is only two weeks after UGH I hate it here
December 22, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Yes I’m a grinch and hate Christmas but then the whopper of my *dreaded* birthday is only two weeks after UGH I hate it here
She’s unreal
🚨| Taylor STUNS at today’s chiefs game!💛❤️
December 21, 2024 at 10:01 PM
She’s unreal
Today at family Christmas gathering 2024: psychoanalysis of every member🙃ho ho ho 🎄
December 21, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Today at family Christmas gathering 2024: psychoanalysis of every member🙃ho ho ho 🎄
Dear god what on earth possessed me to listen in on my husband watching We Were Soldiers?????? I am clearly cracked I wanna die😭
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December 21, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Dear god what on earth possessed me to listen in on my husband watching We Were Soldiers?????? I am clearly cracked I wanna die😭
I can’t be controlled…….. I bought two bottles of value Veuve and then was like….fuck it ima ball and bought of Ace of Spade ♠️🙃 🥂
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December 21, 2024 at 12:15 AM
I can’t be controlled…….. I bought two bottles of value Veuve and then was like….fuck it ima ball and bought of Ace of Spade ♠️🙃 🥂
I don’t need anything from anyone
It’s just not my year, but I’m all good out here
It’s just not my year, but I’m all good out here
December 20, 2024 at 6:24 PM
I don’t need anything from anyone
It’s just not my year, but I’m all good out here
It’s just not my year, but I’m all good out here
Reppin’ the colors today 🫲🏼🔴
December 20, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Reppin’ the colors today 🫲🏼🔴
Anyone else weirdly impatiently waiting for Preacher’s Daughter to come out on vinyl?! Just me???
December 20, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Anyone else weirdly impatiently waiting for Preacher’s Daughter to come out on vinyl?! Just me???
Ugh. I hate this time of year. I have officially completed my transformation into a grinch like creature. Today is 16 years without my dad, it’s been a year and a couple weeks without my Brady baby and 2 1/2 months without mom. This is gonna be a significantly tough one
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December 18, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Ugh. I hate this time of year. I have officially completed my transformation into a grinch like creature. Today is 16 years without my dad, it’s been a year and a couple weeks without my Brady baby and 2 1/2 months without mom. This is gonna be a significantly tough one