MUAHAHA! I HAVE RETURNED LIBERALS! I’M NOT EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT ANYMORE! I AM A SUPERVILLAIN! LOOK AT THAT GLARE, THAT LIGHTING, THAT CHEAP WIG! I’M READY TO DESTROY THE US, ONCE AND FOR ALL!
#TRUMP #MAGA #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN

I’M ANGRY! GRRRRRRRR! SO NOT ONLY DO I HAVE TO SHARE MY INAUGURATION WITH MLK JUNIOR! WITH THE FLAGS HALF STAFF FROM COMMIE CARTER! BUT NOW IT HASNTO BE INDOORS! WHAT A SICK JOKE. LET ME PULL A WILLIAM HENRY HARRISON! THE WORLD NEEDS IT RIGHT NOW!

#TRUMP #MAGA #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN

ON THIS DAY, WE CELEBRATE NOT HUMAN RIGHTS, NOT THE PEOPLE, NOT EVEN AMERICA.

BUT ME! ME! ME! ME! I SUCCESSFULLY TRICKED 75 MILLION OF YOU IMBECILES TO FUCK YOURSELVES OVER! ME! GOD I AM A GENIUS!

ENJOY THE DICTATORSHIP FUCKWITS!

#TRUMP #MAGA #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN

Hey Folks, New King of Healthcare here! Feels great to finally say that!

I AM COMING AFTER ALL FOOD! THEY’RE ALL BAD FOR YOU! IT IS TOTALLY NOT BECAUSE I NEED TO EAT MORE BECAUSE MY BRAINWORM STEALS THE NUTRIENTS!

#RFKJR #TRUMP #MAHA #MAGA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

TREMENDOUS FIRST DAY, SOME WOULD SAY THE BEST FIRST DAY OF ALL PRESIDENTS! I CANCELLED ALMOST 80 OF SLEEPY JOE’S EXECUTIVE ORDERS! AND NOW MY EVIL POLICIES HAVE BEEN ENACTED! ENJOY SUFFERING FUCK HEADS! ALL YOU GET IS A RENAMED GULF OF MEXICO AND MOUNT DENALI!

#TRUMP #MAGA #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

Hey Folks, King of Healthcare here!

Just wanna reiterate that I spread measles in Samoa in 2019, leading to 5,707 hospitalizations and 83 Samoan Children DYING!

I am the obvious choice to lead healthcare!

#RFKJR #TRUMP #MAGA #MAHA #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain

NO, CHEAPER GROCERIES, GAS, OR COST OF LIVING!

BUT YOU CAN HAVE A CRIMINAL ON THE STREET! I’M PARDONING ROSS ULBRICHT! MAN WHO FOUNDED #TheSilkRoad ! A DARK WEB SITE THAT WAS USED FOR THE BUYING AND SELLING OF ILLEGAL GOODS AND LINKED TO HUMAN TRAFFICKING!

#TRUMP #MAGA #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

(For any followers of this page unaware, @elonmusk-joinx.bsky.social is my Elon Musk parody account, the account at most makes jokes about Elon musk, or mostly, directly talks about what he does. Parody is in NAME AND BIO! I don’t know why it suddenly needed suspension.)

Welp, @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team @moderation.bsky.app has officially taken down @elonmusk-joinx.bsky.social ! I tried opening the app and it says “Account Has Been Removed!” The account was in FULL compliance BlueSky, wtf?

Legalizing sports gambling was a bad idea

I HAVE REVOKED LYNDON BAINES JOHNSON’S DISGUSTING AND UNAMERICAN DEI POLICY! EVEN THOUGH EVERY PRESIDENT HAS ONLY ADDED ON TO IT! INCLUDING ME! NOW IT’S SUDDENLY HARMFUL! NOW IT IS LEGAL TO DISCRIMINATE FEDERALLY IN HIRING BASED ON, GENDER, RACE, AND MORE!

#MAGA #TRUMP #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN

THE RADICAL LEFTIST SCUM @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team @moderation.bsky.app STRUCK DOWN AND KILLED @ElonMusk-JoinX.bsky.social IN COLD BLOOD! THE COWARDS HAD TO DO IT WHILE HE WAS ASLEEP!

(Jokes aside, they banned my Elon parody account lol, like and repost to make them see 😂)