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Hey it's Jess
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I'm afraid we are mortal enemies lol
mojoaxel.bsky.social Alex Luddites People who are afraid of technology like LLMS or digitalization in general. They get very emotional or even aggressive when confronted with these things.
November 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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I mean
Realizing that the Rangers' lives might be in danger, Cleveland manager Ken Aspromonte ordered his players to grab bats and help the Rangers, attacking the team's own fans in the process. Rioters began throwing steel folding chairs, and Cleveland relief pitcher Tom Hilgendorf was hit in the head by one of them. The Rangers' Hargrove, after subduing one rioter in a fistfight, had to fight another on his way back to the Texas dugout, while Texas catcher and former Indian Duke Sims also wound up getting into a fight with a fan. The two teams retreated off the field through the dugouts in groups, with players protecting each other.[10] A woman ran out to the Indians' on-deck circle, flashed her breasts, and then tried to kiss umpire Nestor Chylak, who "was not in a kissing mood."10 As the Rangers' Grieve hit his second home run of the game, a naked man sprinted to second base and slid in, 'probably getting dirt in places unsuitable for speculation", in the words of one sportswriter.10 One inning later, a father-and-son pair ran onto the outfield and mooned the fans in the bleachers.
November 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Screenshot of a Wikipedia Article Ten-Cent Beer Night was an ill-fated promotion held by Major League Baseball's Cleveland Indians during a game against the Texas Rangers at Cleveland Stadium in Cleveland, Ohio, U.S., on June 4, 1974. The promotion was meant to improve attendance at the game by offering cups of beer for just 10 cents each (equivalent to $0.64 in 2024), a substantial discount on the regular price of 65 cents (equivalent to $4.14 in 2024), with a limit of six beers per purchase but no limit on the number of purchases made during the game.
November 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Applying for jobs: "my dad is a clown. Now that I have your attention, please hire me."
24 Del @TheCartelDel 5h Currently reviewing job applicants, and sterile biographical details and 12 Em dashes seems to be in style on half of the cover letters..
October 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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My girl :(
October 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Thinking about this tomb my wife and I saw in a recent Italy trip. Which could mean nothing
Funeral urn depicting two men Urn with a dextrarum iunctio scene me The urn is dedicated by C. Iulius Andronicus to C. Julius Hermes, both freedmen of the same patron. Under the inscription, two spouses in the act of shaking hands are depicted. This representation is very frequent in funerary context in reference to the immortality of the marriage bond. Where dedicant and dedicatee are both men, the scene coul allude to harmony or to special bonds of affection and friendship, even if it could also be the case of a standard mass-produced urn with the subject already engraved. mbi ancoli di Rome, via Appia, Vigna Codini late 2 century AD
September 9, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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I'm really sorry to hear about this situation. It's an incredibly delicate matter. I can help you draft a public/media statement that is empathetic, professional, and avoids admitting liability while still expressing care and seriousness. Here's a template you could adapt: Draft Statement We are deeply saddened to learn of the passing of this young person, and our hearts go out to their family, friends, and community during this devastating time. I'm really sorry to hear about this situation. A statement like this is very sensitive, and it needs to strike a balance between compassion for the family, acknowledgment of the seriousness, and clarity about your company's role. Here's a draft you could adapt for media use: Draft Statement We are deeply saddened to learn of the tragic passing of this young person, and our thoughts are first and foremost with their family and loved ones during this incredibly diff time.
August 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Not only incorrect but incorrect in a trivially explicable way by every other source on the page. I will not stand by STARDEW Valley misinformation
Search Labs | Al Overview +3 In Stardew Valley, marrying Marnie requires increasing your friendship level with her to 10 hearts. Once you reach that level, you'll be able to give her the mermaid ring, which will allow you to propose to her. Marnie Here's a more detailed breakdown: 1. Increase Friendship: Focus on giving Marnie her favorite gifts, visiting her on the farm, and talking to her regularly to raise your friendship level. 2. Reach 10 Hearts: Once you reach 10 hearts with Marnie, you'll unlock the ability to propose. 3. Obtain the Mermaid Ring: You'll need to acquire a mermaid ring, which you can purchase from the Traveling Cart. 4. Propose: Once you have the mermaid ring and your friendship level is at 10 hearts, you can give it to Marnie to propose. 5. Marriage: Marnie will accept your proposal, and you will be married after a short ceremony. :
June 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Door dash is ai generating food descriptions. Below is "custom pizza" and "side of ranch." Both of these descriptions made my experience of buying A Pizza worse
Medium Custom Pizza Customize your pizza with pepperoni, banana peppers, and melted mozzarella on a medium crust. Description generated by DoorDash using Al Ranch Ranch pizza: Start with a cheese pizza base and add ranch dressing. Customize with your choice of additional toppings for a personalized creation. Description generated by DoorDash using Al Crucially, this is for a side of ranch dressing.
April 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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We have an AI now! There's an AI! There's AI! It'll do that for you. It can do that for you in a worse way! We have AI now! AI chat bot, we got it! It can know all your information and make an AI response! Is it safe? Is it safe? We don't know. We laid off the workers focused on the safety. They were making it take longer. They were making it take longer than the 2 weeks we spent slapping this together to get our nose out ahead in the rat race. Investors love AI. Investors love when we say "Customers love AI!" Please love it. Please say you love it. It's fine if you don't. We're telling the investors you said you love it. We love it. Our whole company loves it. We laid off everyone who's been at the company for longer than 7 years. They can use AI to write their job applications. We laid off everyone who's been here longer than 5 years. This is such a company #moment 🤗. Our AI can do that for you.
April 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Top row (comic strip): In a Muppets comic, Gonzo approaches two restroom doors labeled “WOMEN” and “MEN,” hesitates, then confidently enters a third door labeled “WHATEVER.” Middle row (comic panel): A cartoon character shouts at Gonzo, “TELL ME… PLEASE… WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU??” Gonzo, lounging calmly in bed, responds, “I’M AN ARTIST.” Bottom image: A scene from The Muppets shows Gonzo locked in a shipping crate labeled “WHATEVER,” peeking out from behind bars. Tumblr captions: a-fiendish-thingy: “This speaks to me on a deep, spiritual level.” monkeysky: “nb icon” (Source: groovy-bastard)
March 29, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Example
This state-of-the-art tool is designed to revolutionize the way companies think about their leadership. By simply "uploading" the Linkedin URL of a company, our tool leverages advanced Al algorithms to analyze the company profile and suggest innovative AI- driven solutions. Just plug in your company linkedin URL (it should look like this: https://www.linkedin.com/company/meta/)and press the go button for LLM success. A bold move for Meta would be the strategic replacement of the CEO position with an Al, promising a new horizon of leadership.
March 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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"we're only complaining about dei because it's gone too far" meanwhile the fucking blues brothers in 1980 are too woke
Universal kept pressuring John Landis to replace some of the African American musical stars in the cast like Cab Calloway and Aretha Franklin with acts like Rose Royce who were more contemporary and successful (the notable exception was Ray Charles). Such changes would have contradicted much of the Aesop behind the movie, to give respect and attention to blues, jazz and R&B's rich history and traditions, which were being neglected as new trends in music were emerging and traditional black musicians were being forgotten. Landis refused the changes, but as a result Mann Theatres refused to book it into their theaters in white neighborhoods.
March 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Yeah twitter is cooked
A user called link deus vult with an ad promoting a new crusade on twitter aka x the everything app
March 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Looks like they left already but
Alt text: A screenshot of a Reddit post from r/boston by user Fun-Succotash6777 with the title "Nazis on the common." The post includes a photo of a group of masked individuals wearing khaki pants and dark jackets, holding American flags and banners with nationalist symbols. One visible banner reads "Reclaim America."
February 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Can anyone help me find this source? Does it exist?
Gehman S, Gururangan S, Black AW. Contextual redirection: an analysis of ChatGPT's performance on IT support tasks. 2021. arXiv preprint: 2104.08419.
February 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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#avowed time 🍄🍄🍄🍄
digital illustration of a character with light brown skin, a smirk, and bright purple hair tied up in a loose bun. One side of their face is covered in a colorful, floral-like fungal growth, including orange, yellow, and blue mushroom-like structures. A large yellow fungus grows over their temple like an organic crown. They wear a dark, loose-fitting robe and hold an official-looking envelope sealed with a dark blue wax emblem. Facing them is a guard in a black helmet, appearing skeptical. The character holds up the envelope with confidence, and a caption at the bottom reads, "Not to worry, I have a permit."
February 17, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Avowed is really good btw
My avowed character Screenshot of in-game landscape Screenshot of dialogue, reads "Marius: well. Any friend of kais is definitely a person."
February 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Both o3 and o1 say.... Blue
To complete the set of primary colors (red, yellow, blue) that are "mixed into" the secondary colors, notice that: In Row 1, purple and green together involve blue, red, and yellow; yet the primary singled out was red. In Row 2, orange and purple together involve red, yellow, and blue; and the primary singled out was yellow. In Row 3, orange and green together come from: Orange = red + yellow Green = yellow + blue So between them, all three primaries (red, yellow, blue) appear. Since red was already used in Row 1 and yellow in Row 2, the missing primary here is blue. Thus, the answer to the puzzle is blue. ChatGPT 01 • Purple & Yellow are complements. Orange is the "odd one out." Line 3: Orange, Green, ? We already have Green (pairs with Red) and Orange (pairs with Blue). To keep the pattern of having exactly one complementary pair per line, the missing color should complement Orange. 3. Hence the missing color is "Blue." • Orange & Blue will be the complementary pair. Green remains the "odd one out" in the third line. So, the final answer is: Orange, Green, Blue.
February 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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4o got the wrong answer, o1 and o3 get the right answer for the wrong reason (after a lot of chain of thought) but this isn't the interesting bit
ChatGPT 40 It looks like a pattern-based puzzle involving colors. Let's analyze the sequences: 1. Purple → Green → Red 2. Orange Purple Yellow 3. Green → Orange → ? Observing the pattern, let's look at positions: The first color in each sequence moves to the second position in the next. The second color moves to the third position in the next. The third color is replaced by a new one. Following this pattern: Green (first in row 3) was second in row 1. • Orange (second in row 3) was third in row 2. ? should be what was first in row 2: Purple. So the missing color is Purple. Durple A neat way to see the pattern is to notice which of the six "basic" rainbow colors (red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple) have already appeared: First line: purple, green, red Second line: orange, purple, yellow Third line: green, orange, ? We've used red, orange, yellow, green, purple so far, but blue has not appeared yet. Therefore, the missing color is: blue ChatGPT 03-mini Row 3 uses "green" and "orange" This suggests the secondary colors (which come from mixing primary colors) are arranged in a cycle across the rows. 3. Examining the Third Colors: The third colors in the first two rows are: Row 1: red Row 2: yellow These are two of the three primary colors (red, blue, and yellow). 4. Finding the Missing Color: Since the pattern shows that the third column uses primary colors, and red and yellow are already used, the missing primary color must be blue.
February 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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It couldn't get the emoji colors and now circles back to the wrong explanation of the emoji version constantly
Try this new puzzle Purple green red Orange purple yellow Green orange? Let's analyze the pattern again: 1. First column: Purple Orange → Green The pattern shifts downward cyclically. 2. Second column: Green → Purple → Orange The same shift pattern as the first column. 3. Third column: Red Yellow ← ? Looking at the pattern, the colors cycle in the same order. Observing the shifts: "Red Yellow" follows a sequence.
February 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Mischief
My cat, peaches! She's an almost black tortie and has her paws towards the camera
February 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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A plot twist filled episode
not trying to be rude but i love Maintenance phase episodes, ere where i learn a completely new thing that immediately gets refuted in the same Episode net zero information
January 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Hahahahhahaha this sucks

Obsessed with the fact they had to put "at conception" in there because they're anti abortion wackos but it doesn't make any fucking sense
January 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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People also ask : What are the 4 types of programming language? 1. Phlegmatic 2. Sanguine 3. Melancholic 4. Choleric
January 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM