They came up with a whole new type of slasher film for felines. It's a new category. #dadjokes #humor #jokes

There was a vampire who went to medical school and became an ear, nose and throat specialist. He was pretty good at the first two but kind of sucked at the last one. #dadjokes #humor #jokes

I know I’ve put on some weight. I was floating on my back and my belly was colonized by seabirds. #dadjokes #humor #jokes

My daughter asked me what I thought about all her new piercings. I gave her an earful. #dadjokes #jokes #humor

The ship’s barber was shocked when the captain told him they were letting him go during his haircut. It was a crew cut. #dadjokes #humor #jokes

The thing about vampire motorcycle racers? They’re terrible at motocross. #dadjokes #humor #jokes

We were all set to do some outings, but we decided to do the opposite. So we started playing baseball. #dadjokes #humor #jokes

The baseball player fished by tying a baseball to the end of his line. It was a fly ball. #dadjokes #humor #jokes

There’s a new documentary about an all-bean diet. It’s a gas. #dadjokes #humor #jokes

This kid got suspended from school for imitating a chicken. He was using fowl language. #dadjokes #jokes #humor

My wife keeps sewing hidden microphones into my clothes. It really bugs me. #dadjokes #humor #jokes

I tried to sell the dry cleaner some new laundromat equipment. But he had more pressing business. #dadjokes #jokes #humor

One of my chickens got into my fishing poles. Now they’re all fowled. #dadjokes #jokes #humor

My child told me that I was an out of touch old fool. It made me want to thrash the young scallawag with my buggy whip. #dadjokes #jokes #humor

I went and saw my family at the graveyard yesterday. Renting a park shelter is just outrageous these days. #dadjokes #humor #jokes #humor

The greenhouse banned the playing of all percussion instruments in their facility, effective immediately. No more beating around the bush. #dadjokes #jokes #humor

I like telling dad jokes. But, then again, I am a groan man.

It’s interesting to me that we keep finding evidence that cultural interactions have been going on a lot longer than we thought. We keep finding things; and while there are (sometimes) explanations for these things, it’s time we stopped ruling out the easiest explanation as impossible.

Okay, I just figured out how to post. Well, that’s the end of you western civilization.