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jestergoblin
@jestergoblin.bsky.social
Digital nomad, permanent park hopper.
Crippling action figure obsession.
It also says Aventures
November 1, 2025 at 4:32 PM
No cartoon needs to go this hard. #tmnt
October 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I don’t need to be called out like this.
October 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Embracing my inner @bdm.bsky.social - sorting Magic cards and sipping on an alarmingly strong Zombie.
October 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
All these years later, I still find it hilarious that he has all these top Marvel character powers…

And Century.
October 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Cheapstake is close enough! I just wish these turtles had foot pegs.
October 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Turns out Ultimates Foot Soldiers fit on a Knucklehead. Now I want to see what other vintage stuff works.
October 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I’ll do it myself.
October 10, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Last week playing Magic I told a kid I only want to trade for lands and Transformers.

I realized I misspoke, I also want a Norman Osborn. Because this game isn’t real.
October 7, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I adore the Saurozic Warriors line from @bossfightstudio.bsky.social - they’re like TMNT meets Toxic Crusaders meets Dinosaurs.
October 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Bebop is having the time of his life over here.
October 7, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Finally got some time to start working on some customs. Step one: disassembly.
October 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Whelp, first casualty of the move. Godspeed Harley. #DCDirect
October 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Me: I don’t need another set of turtles

@toybro.bsky.social : check this out.

Me: oh I need them.
October 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Sheets of sandpaper make excellent rooftops.
October 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I legitimately want a new Silver figure. Always loved that he was a gangster first, yeti second (with no explanation).
October 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Seeing Raph’s pink shirt made me realize I want THESE beach turtles.
September 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
As a kid, I remember hearing stories of people finding random Magic boosters in a drawer or closet and thinking, “how is that possible?”

I am now that person.

282 sealed boosters and 10 starters.

So far.
September 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Me: I don’t collect the NECA #TMNT line. I just pick and choose.

Also me, 85+ figures later: uh-oh.
September 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Lookout gumshoes, a new detective is on the case! If Super7 is no longer making vintage-inspired TMNT Ultimates, I’m making my own!
September 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
There we go!
September 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Found him!
September 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I finally got everyone in one place… and can’t find my Blue Ranger?!? #powerrangers #mmpr
September 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
He was supposed to be named Bullseye, but the trademark wouldn’t clear!
September 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Playmates accessories are inexplicably 1:10 scale.
September 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM