NotJoey
@jesuschrysler.bsky.social
Can't wait for federal regulations on headlight fluid.
January 26, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Can't wait for federal regulations on headlight fluid.
I don't think he knows what an amplifier does.
January 22, 2026 at 11:33 AM
I don't think he knows what an amplifier does.
Chrono Trigger is easily the best of the bunch IMO. My favorite game soundtrack of all time.
January 21, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Chrono Trigger is easily the best of the bunch IMO. My favorite game soundtrack of all time.
Good chance they were lying (I used to work in-store and the call center reps were always making shit up to get the sale). On the other hand, at one point Comcast had updated their tiers and I spent a year paying more for a slower tier that no longer existed so sometimes upgrading works out.
January 12, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Good chance they were lying (I used to work in-store and the call center reps were always making shit up to get the sale). On the other hand, at one point Comcast had updated their tiers and I spent a year paying more for a slower tier that no longer existed so sometimes upgrading works out.
Like sliders for enemy health, player damage dealt, player damage taken. Nine Sols did a pretty good job with that. The game was still hard, but you could dial back how much damage you took in 10% chunks. I think damage dealt was the same.
January 6, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Like sliders for enemy health, player damage dealt, player damage taken. Nine Sols did a pretty good job with that. The game was still hard, but you could dial back how much damage you took in 10% chunks. I think damage dealt was the same.
I bet they're taking inspiration from mobile games, which often have some sort of automated battle option. But that's generally for really grind-y, tedious stuff.
A combination of multiple difficulty sliders and accessibility settings would be better if we're trying to give people an easier time.
A combination of multiple difficulty sliders and accessibility settings would be better if we're trying to give people an easier time.
January 6, 2026 at 9:27 PM
I bet they're taking inspiration from mobile games, which often have some sort of automated battle option. But that's generally for really grind-y, tedious stuff.
A combination of multiple difficulty sliders and accessibility settings would be better if we're trying to give people an easier time.
A combination of multiple difficulty sliders and accessibility settings would be better if we're trying to give people an easier time.
... you do realize there are cis women that don't fit your requirements, right? Your terfy bullshit also harms the very group you're trying to "protect."
January 1, 2026 at 10:45 PM
... you do realize there are cis women that don't fit your requirements, right? Your terfy bullshit also harms the very group you're trying to "protect."
You don't seem any less inflamed, generally. Did you add black pepper to activate the AI?
December 30, 2025 at 5:05 AM
You don't seem any less inflamed, generally. Did you add black pepper to activate the AI?
Garlic and death are two of my favorite flavors, I should get my hands on some.
December 29, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Garlic and death are two of my favorite flavors, I should get my hands on some.
Idk if they have similar stuff in Switzerland, but I tried mayo with fries and it was soooo bland. Most of the food I had there was pretty bland.
December 29, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Idk if they have similar stuff in Switzerland, but I tried mayo with fries and it was soooo bland. Most of the food I had there was pretty bland.
Larian is not Sandfall.
December 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Larian is not Sandfall.
Pretty sure it works. His original goal was to prevent masturbation, and corn flakes make terrible lube.
December 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Pretty sure it works. His original goal was to prevent masturbation, and corn flakes make terrible lube.
I named my gallbladder right before I yeeted it. Its name was asshole.
December 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I named my gallbladder right before I yeeted it. Its name was asshole.
Turn the bow the other way next time.
December 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Turn the bow the other way next time.
That makes a lot more sense. If you're just looking for money (and want to stay in the industry?) then being an agent is a better bet. Unfortunately, no artist I've known has done it just for the money.
November 30, 2025 at 2:28 AM
That makes a lot more sense. If you're just looking for money (and want to stay in the industry?) then being an agent is a better bet. Unfortunately, no artist I've known has done it just for the money.
That's me with birthdays. I know when someone's birthday is, I just don't know when *today* is.
November 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
That's me with birthdays. I know when someone's birthday is, I just don't know when *today* is.
He may have taken it a bit literally.
November 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
He may have taken it a bit literally.
The latter is how I read it. My immediate reaction was "oh... they really thought they did something there, huh?"
November 9, 2025 at 11:09 AM
The latter is how I read it. My immediate reaction was "oh... they really thought they did something there, huh?"
I thought all the dumb quotes were the point of the image...
Jokes aside, I love that amongst all the "arguments" is "they'll grow out of it." Ok cool then where's the problem now fuck off bigot kthxbai.
Jokes aside, I love that amongst all the "arguments" is "they'll grow out of it." Ok cool then where's the problem now fuck off bigot kthxbai.
November 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I thought all the dumb quotes were the point of the image...
Jokes aside, I love that amongst all the "arguments" is "they'll grow out of it." Ok cool then where's the problem now fuck off bigot kthxbai.
Jokes aside, I love that amongst all the "arguments" is "they'll grow out of it." Ok cool then where's the problem now fuck off bigot kthxbai.
They can hate two things. In different amounts, even.
November 4, 2025 at 4:28 AM
They can hate two things. In different amounts, even.
Man, women nowadays do nothing but eat hot chip and don't like the vehicle.
October 16, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Man, women nowadays do nothing but eat hot chip and don't like the vehicle.
