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@jesushchr1st.bsky.social

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Yep, I'm the real deal! (would be verified if it happens) Here to get my flock back on track and start dealing justice again. 🪽💙 Fuck MAGA, Nazis, and people who follow crap like that.

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · Mar 10

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It's been a long time in the making but here is my first ever starter pack!

Vetted and endorsed by yours truly, Jesus Christ

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 1d

I hear they just add themselves without anyone knowing lol

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 1d

Don't fool yourselves everyone. 47 WILL envoke the insurrection act!

It might be a week or a month but it's going to happen.

In the meantime we have to get prepared and organized which is why I'm asking yinz for help. Do we create a signal chat, or a discord, or soenthibg else for this?

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 2d

I know it's for South Dekota but we need to get the word out on thid. Feel like I haven't seen shit and this rally needs to be the biggest one we've done so far!

Please repost this far and wide and tell others to repost about October 18th!

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 2d

Too bad his followers are dumb enough to constantly believe it.

Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 2d

I know before I healed anyone who was sick I needed to make sure they were citizens first...

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 4d

Fuck this is good and I'm pissed I didn't think of it first

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 4d

The window closed for the courts. The poeple cans till drag him off to be incinerated.

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 4d

Exactly! I always advocate for shopping locally to stiff the big corporations. Pay in cash and tip in cash so they can hide it from taxes and remove revenue to the government.

If the big box stores lose enough money they'll have to go under or chsnge to meet our wants.

Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 4d

Not the dems we currently have correct. In 2026 we could simultaneously flip the house and senate Democrat while also electing more progressive dems that won't try to take the high ground and path of appeasement.

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 4d

Hell yeah!

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 4d

We have 1M people protests spread out across the entire country almost every weekend. We are massive so it doesn't look like much and the medio are all cowards who don't report it for fear of retaliation. We aren't quiet but it's not getting shown unless you're there videoing yourself.

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 4d

Somebody find him so we can drip pepper extract into his anus.

Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 4d

Let's make dems win by a landslide so even when this fucknugget cheats, it won't matter! I want to see him blubber on live TV before hauled off to jail.

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 4d

I'm just excited for it.

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 5d

You mean Mike "piss boy" Johnson?

Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 5d

Fuck those clowns.

Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 5d

I know I'm in a unique position due to owning firearms but if that happened to me those masked men would be meeting Lucifer the moment they kicked my door in.

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 5d

So he's pretending to be a federal agent? That's grounds for arrest.

Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 5d

Where's that guy with the grinder profile info?

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 5d

At some level, Jones has to know that the moment they can, the Fox/republican/MAGA crowd is going to turn on him...i can't see how he's happy or sees any upside in helping make them more influential.