Jet Carbon
@jetcarbon.bsky.social
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my (outdated) EDH decks: https://archidekt.com/search/decks?ownerUsername=Penderghast
my (outdated) video game collection: https://backloggery.com/Penderghast
@Joey-Penderghast is my Venmo, if you feel generous.
get to know me
my (outdated) EDH decks: https://archidekt.com/search/decks?ownerUsername=Penderghast
my (outdated) video game collection: https://backloggery.com/Penderghast
@Joey-Penderghast is my Venmo, if you feel generous.
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Jet Carbon
@jetcarbon.bsky.social
· Feb 21
things are bad they're worse than bad they're crazy I shall not fear fear is the mind-killer fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration do not give yourselves to these unnatural men machine men with machine minds and machine hearts you are not machines you are star stuff.
oh, I guess I need to pick up Tactics Ogre Reborn on Switch.
January 1, 2026 at 3:27 AM
oh, I guess I need to pick up Tactics Ogre Reborn on Switch.
I drink on New Year's Eve and almost never elsewise. What's interesting about that is, when I drink on New Year's Eve, I don't suffer hangovers n such that I would normally.
January 1, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I drink on New Year's Eve and almost never elsewise. What's interesting about that is, when I drink on New Year's Eve, I don't suffer hangovers n such that I would normally.
"find a job you enjoy doing and you'll never work a day in your life" is out, "find a group you're comfortable grifting, and you'll exploit both sides until you die surrounded by money with a smug grin on your face" is in.
January 1, 2026 at 12:05 AM
"find a job you enjoy doing and you'll never work a day in your life" is out, "find a group you're comfortable grifting, and you'll exploit both sides until you die surrounded by money with a smug grin on your face" is in.
anyone else notice Luigi's fucking ripped pecs in his latest photos? He's gotta be doing 200+ pushups a day, I bet.
December 31, 2025 at 9:56 PM
anyone else notice Luigi's fucking ripped pecs in his latest photos? He's gotta be doing 200+ pushups a day, I bet.
"cash cash cash, he's made of money but he's straight out the trash trash"
December 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
"cash cash cash, he's made of money but he's straight out the trash trash"
call Zios Nazis. Not only is it accurate, it pisses them off.
December 31, 2025 at 5:38 PM
call Zios Nazis. Not only is it accurate, it pisses them off.
my dad is a traditional liberal who uses anarchy as a bad word. We haven't talked since I cut him off years ago.
December 31, 2025 at 4:31 PM
my dad is a traditional liberal who uses anarchy as a bad word. We haven't talked since I cut him off years ago.
if you live in California, WEAR A BLADE ON YOUR BELT. It is legal and at this point? Necessary.
December 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
if you live in California, WEAR A BLADE ON YOUR BELT. It is legal and at this point? Necessary.
Menudo is a magic potion, I swear.
December 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Menudo is a magic potion, I swear.
picked up most of the recent-ish Switch games in my wishlist, just really missing Triangle Strategy.
December 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
picked up most of the recent-ish Switch games in my wishlist, just really missing Triangle Strategy.
crazy to think there's Nazi Alan Moore fans.
December 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
crazy to think there's Nazi Alan Moore fans.
Would be funny if America did a land strike on Venezuela and only hit that Peace Prize cunt.
December 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Would be funny if America did a land strike on Venezuela and only hit that Peace Prize cunt.
The race to the presidency in America is just a way of getting out of your innumerable crimes, right?
December 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The race to the presidency in America is just a way of getting out of your innumerable crimes, right?
The Legion in New Vegas are the perfect representation of the fascism of modern times: the incompetent, banality of evil.
December 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The Legion in New Vegas are the perfect representation of the fascism of modern times: the incompetent, banality of evil.
Israel has no right to exist.
December 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Israel has no right to exist.
I fucking hate Nazis. Hope Hague things happen to the lot of em.
December 28, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I fucking hate Nazis. Hope Hague things happen to the lot of em.
there are facts at play in the United States government that, if publicly acknowledged, would lead to the dissolution of the United States, and that alone is reason enough to expose these facts.
December 28, 2025 at 5:28 AM
there are facts at play in the United States government that, if publicly acknowledged, would lead to the dissolution of the United States, and that alone is reason enough to expose these facts.
honestly embarrassed for Fallout series fans who were 1 & 2 fans first.
December 28, 2025 at 5:11 AM
honestly embarrassed for Fallout series fans who were 1 & 2 fans first.
debate bros are deeply unserious and it becomes quite easy to poke at their buttons when you have a grasp on where they are. For example, when they move the goalposts, or call you a name, or bait you in some way, be smug as hell in reply. They can't deal with confidence, it destroys them.
December 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
debate bros are deeply unserious and it becomes quite easy to poke at their buttons when you have a grasp on where they are. For example, when they move the goalposts, or call you a name, or bait you in some way, be smug as hell in reply. They can't deal with confidence, it destroys them.
"Fallout: New Vegas's story is really good because everyone is an asshole bad person so no ending is good" is the least compelling argument regarding New Vegas. There are good people across the Mojave and they would likely organize in a real world setting. Just because the game series has a deus
December 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
"Fallout: New Vegas's story is really good because everyone is an asshole bad person so no ending is good" is the least compelling argument regarding New Vegas. There are good people across the Mojave and they would likely organize in a real world setting. Just because the game series has a deus
if a motherfucker hits me while I'm walking, press charges.
December 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
if a motherfucker hits me while I'm walking, press charges.
having a lot of money does indicate immorality. There is no way to make massive amounts of money without exploitation. Someone had to make less so you could make more.
December 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
having a lot of money does indicate immorality. There is no way to make massive amounts of money without exploitation. Someone had to make less so you could make more.