Did the Tushy©️ At Home Bidet System turn you gay or transgender? if so you may be entitled to compensation

i hate when a dj holds back the drop for too long, like dude stop edging me, you ruined my orgasm

dumping some fits

sure i lost the argument, but i’ve created a small republic in my head who’s population all agree with me, and buddy they’d hang your ass

vaping is literally just all the addiction of cigarettes without any of the benefits, it doesnt make you look hotter and it doesnt put you in the vicinity of beautiful women who smoke

half of queer people are like "idk ive never really found a label that fits me" and the other half are like "do you wanna see my collection of labels"

Hey gamer!!!! Mommy has some dailies for you to complete:

Brush your teeth(0/2)
+250xp
Wash your ass(0/2 cheeks)
+500xp
Eat a vegetable(0/1)
+1000xp

pour one out for all the trans girls getting their dick pills from Hims

a bill automatically withdrawling feels like taking DoT in a video game

if he was edgar allen rich he probably wouldnt have had to deal with that fucking crow or whatever

gonna reposts some bangers so there’s something on my page