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Jevanyn
@jevanyn.bsky.social
Looking for less politics, less noise, less AI spooge posting; more joy, more sports ball talk, more human contact and Questions. Excellient spellar.
My timeline rn
December 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
My timeline rn
December 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Can confirm. Household income is in that area, and we're not "participating" in shit.
November 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue" -- Airplane #dadjoke
November 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
That was supposed to be "eat dessert first". I'm gonna fire my editor lol
November 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Turkey, ham, and ... Rangoon? Or is that baklava, because "eat breakfast first"
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Adult me: sure, people are expecting guests and want the house to look uts best.

11-year-old me: huh huh, she said "lawn care" huh huh
November 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Alexa, play "Handy Man" by James Taylor
Ja.es
November 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
10/10 no notes
November 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
That's what a permanent scar looks like
November 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
By "real estate", you mean "buried in the back yard", right?

Right??
November 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
"Unimpeachable" is a great animation series on Amazon Prime
November 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
November 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
When we're five years into the war with Gilead, we all remember this brave man, and noble way he [checks notes] complained about working on a weekend
November 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Ahhh, relaxing Minnesota. No wolves, just lakes and birdsong lol
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
There is a warning sign, posted at the heliosphere:
Warning
Carnivorous species
Enter at your own risk
November 20, 2025 at 2:59 PM