I know I'm never on this app, but with the fuckery about to occur with the ⏰️ app's new ToS, I need to make an effort here.

ACCURATE.

Trying really hard to get into this app, but struggling. Having the same issue that prevented me from enjoying 🐦 back in the day: I'm too long winded.

Fanta Fuhrer was right about one thing: it IS a hellscape. But it has been brought about by him and his knuckle dragging fuckwits. Hang on, folks. The fuckery has only just begun.

In today's episode of "Really Dumb S**t Random Dudes Say To Me..."

Having to poop in a place that isn't my own house causes me anxiety under the best of circumstances. But in one of those bathrooms with the motion activated lights? Omg! Unconstitutional! Cruel and unusual punishment! Wipe in the dark? Or waddle out of the stall, pants down to turn the light on? 🤣

Yesterday's fashion choice.

Also, will somebody please yell at me and tell me to go to the freaking gym already? I took yesterday off, and it drove me crazy, but it seems as though at some point, my ass has grown roots in my bed, and now I don't wanna go anywhere!

Getting really excited about my upcoming trip to Tassie!

www.discovertasmania.com.au/regions/laun...

This is looking a lot like my Twitter feed pre-2016.

Anyway, I just bought a pterodactyl suit for purposes of random shenanigans....

MAGA can relax now.
This picture of Trump perfectly embodies his contribution to our great nation.

Not a moment's peace with this giant, potato shaped cat around!

So, I'm on this app. What now?