Jez Becker
@jezbecker.bsky.social
Writing sci-fi and fantasy to salve my soul. #bipolar --- DnD. Nerdy nonsense... a little science and a twist of art. Shaken well and served over ice.
Shared with the kids that time K-Pop stans trolled Trump at a rally. They thought it was just as funny as I did.
Such fine work.
Such fine work.
October 13, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Shared with the kids that time K-Pop stans trolled Trump at a rally. They thought it was just as funny as I did.
Such fine work.
Such fine work.
Gaslands at Owlbear and Wizards Staff...
September 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Gaslands at Owlbear and Wizards Staff...
In the early 90s during restoration work a stone mason replaced one of the Gargoyles on Paisley Abbey with an alien. My lady snapped a pic of it today... I think it should be known as a Gigeroyle
September 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
In the early 90s during restoration work a stone mason replaced one of the Gargoyles on Paisley Abbey with an alien. My lady snapped a pic of it today... I think it should be known as a Gigeroyle
My pal has one of those videos doorbells I popped round to drop off a beer glass earlier...
September 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
My pal has one of those videos doorbells I popped round to drop off a beer glass earlier...
More handbag work in progress... going measure it against my wife for the strap length because what even is the point of a custom handbag if it's not made to measure...?
#leatherwork
#leatherwork
September 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
More handbag work in progress... going measure it against my wife for the strap length because what even is the point of a custom handbag if it's not made to measure...?
#leatherwork
#leatherwork
"Armadillo" handbag coming on nicely, but I've made that central strap too long. I need to shorten it before i can add the clasps. #leatherwork
August 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
"Armadillo" handbag coming on nicely, but I've made that central strap too long. I need to shorten it before i can add the clasps. #leatherwork
The armadillo handbag is coming on well.. might need a bit of lateral reenforcement... those canopies are heavy on the pivots... #leatherwork
August 5, 2025 at 9:06 AM
The armadillo handbag is coming on well.. might need a bit of lateral reenforcement... those canopies are heavy on the pivots... #leatherwork
An "armadillo" handbag I'm working on for my better half. Should have a top half of overlaying sections that fold back for access... #leatherwork
Mostly making it up as I go along...
Mostly making it up as I go along...
July 31, 2025 at 1:28 PM
An "armadillo" handbag I'm working on for my better half. Should have a top half of overlaying sections that fold back for access... #leatherwork
Mostly making it up as I go along...
Mostly making it up as I go along...
Yet more sagacious wisdom from the water bottles of Croatia.
July 1, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Yet more sagacious wisdom from the water bottles of Croatia.
I'm in Croatia at the moment. They have the most life affirming bottles of water I've ever seen...
June 29, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I'm in Croatia at the moment. They have the most life affirming bottles of water I've ever seen...
Everything I know about New York came from the Beastie Boys' To The 5 Boroughs
June 25, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Everything I know about New York came from the Beastie Boys' To The 5 Boroughs
That's 5 rejections for We Are Not The Heroes.
That means I get to make a badge when I get a minute...
#amWriting #booksky
also - free kids' book if anyone has youngsters into funny stuff!
www.sinewavemind.com/doomsdayogre
That means I get to make a badge when I get a minute...
#amWriting #booksky
also - free kids' book if anyone has youngsters into funny stuff!
www.sinewavemind.com/doomsdayogre
June 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
That's 5 rejections for We Are Not The Heroes.
That means I get to make a badge when I get a minute...
#amWriting #booksky
also - free kids' book if anyone has youngsters into funny stuff!
www.sinewavemind.com/doomsdayogre
That means I get to make a badge when I get a minute...
#amWriting #booksky
also - free kids' book if anyone has youngsters into funny stuff!
www.sinewavemind.com/doomsdayogre
"Your contact's name will be Boris, and your name will be--"
"Natasha?"
"Doris."
"Natasha?"
"Doris."
June 12, 2025 at 8:16 AM
"Your contact's name will be Boris, and your name will be--"
"Natasha?"
"Doris."
"Natasha?"
"Doris."
Got kids that like funny books? Me too. So I wrote them Granny Vesp and The Doomsday Ogre.
A time traveling 10th century witch-out-of-water investigates occult thefts with her plucky descendants in modern London.
It's free! RT
www.sinewavemind.com/doomsdayogre
#kidLit #childrensbooks #booksky
A time traveling 10th century witch-out-of-water investigates occult thefts with her plucky descendants in modern London.
It's free! RT
www.sinewavemind.com/doomsdayogre
#kidLit #childrensbooks #booksky
June 11, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Got kids that like funny books? Me too. So I wrote them Granny Vesp and The Doomsday Ogre.
A time traveling 10th century witch-out-of-water investigates occult thefts with her plucky descendants in modern London.
It's free! RT
www.sinewavemind.com/doomsdayogre
#kidLit #childrensbooks #booksky
A time traveling 10th century witch-out-of-water investigates occult thefts with her plucky descendants in modern London.
It's free! RT
www.sinewavemind.com/doomsdayogre
#kidLit #childrensbooks #booksky
That must be in "old money" - which is Eastern Gorillas and Honey Badgers. Post decimilsation it's Western Gorillas and European Badgers... which would put it nearer 167 Badgers.
May 22, 2025 at 8:13 AM
That must be in "old money" - which is Eastern Gorillas and Honey Badgers. Post decimilsation it's Western Gorillas and European Badgers... which would put it nearer 167 Badgers.
Don't normally put the fam's faces online, but very proud of this.
Three generations on stage delivering a keynote speech at a H&S conference, Gransha prof., My Better Half and my 3 lovely dnd Gremlins.
3 generations trying to make the world better.
Three generations on stage delivering a keynote speech at a H&S conference, Gransha prof., My Better Half and my 3 lovely dnd Gremlins.
3 generations trying to make the world better.
May 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Don't normally put the fam's faces online, but very proud of this.
Three generations on stage delivering a keynote speech at a H&S conference, Gransha prof., My Better Half and my 3 lovely dnd Gremlins.
3 generations trying to make the world better.
Three generations on stage delivering a keynote speech at a H&S conference, Gransha prof., My Better Half and my 3 lovely dnd Gremlins.
3 generations trying to make the world better.
Couple more shots of that impressive playing field...
May 12, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Couple more shots of that impressive playing field...
Good times at Dice On The Borderlands yesterday. Ttrpg convention in Chepstow castle organised by the indomitable @bonhomiegames.bsky.social
May 11, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Good times at Dice On The Borderlands yesterday. Ttrpg convention in Chepstow castle organised by the indomitable @bonhomiegames.bsky.social
Artificial intelligence when I was a kid.
May 6, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Artificial intelligence when I was a kid.
I'm sure it's just my juvenile mind... but i can't help thinking there are countless other configurations this product shot could have been that would have a different outline.
I like to think of bored junior designer sniggering as they put it together, deriving a glimmer joy on a grey day.
I like to think of bored junior designer sniggering as they put it together, deriving a glimmer joy on a grey day.
May 2, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I'm sure it's just my juvenile mind... but i can't help thinking there are countless other configurations this product shot could have been that would have a different outline.
I like to think of bored junior designer sniggering as they put it together, deriving a glimmer joy on a grey day.
I like to think of bored junior designer sniggering as they put it together, deriving a glimmer joy on a grey day.
Hong Kong's mega stadium. 3.8B
It'll last five mins till some kid starts jumping up and down on it and punctures it.
It'll last five mins till some kid starts jumping up and down on it and punctures it.
April 28, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Hong Kong's mega stadium. 3.8B
It'll last five mins till some kid starts jumping up and down on it and punctures it.
It'll last five mins till some kid starts jumping up and down on it and punctures it.