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Jez Becker
@jezbecker.bsky.social
Writing sci-fi and fantasy to salve my soul. #bipolar --- DnD. Nerdy nonsense... a little science and a twist of art. Shaken well and served over ice.
Shared with the kids that time K-Pop stans trolled Trump at a rally. They thought it was just as funny as I did.

Such fine work.
October 13, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Gaslands at Owlbear and Wizards Staff...
September 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
In the early 90s during restoration work a stone mason replaced one of the Gargoyles on Paisley Abbey with an alien. My lady snapped a pic of it today... I think it should be known as a Gigeroyle
September 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
My pal has one of those videos doorbells I popped round to drop off a beer glass earlier...
September 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
More handbag work in progress... going measure it against my wife for the strap length because what even is the point of a custom handbag if it's not made to measure...?
#leatherwork
September 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
"Armadillo" handbag coming on nicely, but I've made that central strap too long. I need to shorten it before i can add the clasps. #leatherwork
August 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The armadillo handbag is coming on well.. might need a bit of lateral reenforcement... those canopies are heavy on the pivots... #leatherwork
August 5, 2025 at 9:06 AM
An "armadillo" handbag I'm working on for my better half. Should have a top half of overlaying sections that fold back for access... #leatherwork
Mostly making it up as I go along...
July 31, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Mood.
July 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Yet more sagacious wisdom from the water bottles of Croatia.
July 1, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I'm in Croatia at the moment. They have the most life affirming bottles of water I've ever seen...
June 29, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Everything I know about New York came from the Beastie Boys' To The 5 Boroughs
June 25, 2025 at 9:15 AM
June 22, 2025 at 8:45 AM
That's 5 rejections for We Are Not The Heroes.
That means I get to make a badge when I get a minute...

#amWriting #booksky

also - free kids' book if anyone has youngsters into funny stuff!
www.sinewavemind.com/doomsdayogre
June 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
"Your contact's name will be Boris, and your name will be--"
"Natasha?"
"Doris."
June 12, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Got kids that like funny books? Me too. So I wrote them Granny Vesp and The Doomsday Ogre.
A time traveling 10th century witch-out-of-water investigates occult thefts with her plucky descendants in modern London.
It's free! RT
www.sinewavemind.com/doomsdayogre
#kidLit #childrensbooks #booksky
June 11, 2025 at 9:47 AM
May 28, 2025 at 11:32 AM
That must be in "old money" - which is Eastern Gorillas and Honey Badgers. Post decimilsation it's Western Gorillas and European Badgers... which would put it nearer 167 Badgers.
May 22, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Don't normally put the fam's faces online, but very proud of this.

Three generations on stage delivering a keynote speech at a H&S conference, Gransha prof., My Better Half and my 3 lovely dnd Gremlins.

3 generations trying to make the world better.
May 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Couple more shots of that impressive playing field...
May 12, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Good times at Dice On The Borderlands yesterday. Ttrpg convention in Chepstow castle organised by the indomitable @bonhomiegames.bsky.social
May 11, 2025 at 11:11 AM
It's a gorgeous time of year in our garden... with Labernum tree humming with bumblebees and contrasting with the Japanese Acer.

#spring
May 9, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Artificial intelligence when I was a kid.
May 6, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I'm sure it's just my juvenile mind... but i can't help thinking there are countless other configurations this product shot could have been that would have a different outline.

I like to think of bored junior designer sniggering as they put it together, deriving a glimmer joy on a grey day.
May 2, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Hong Kong's mega stadium. 3.8B

It'll last five mins till some kid starts jumping up and down on it and punctures it.
April 28, 2025 at 10:23 AM