JFoTheShow
@jfotheshow.bsky.social
Leading online PDX weather model hypeman.
I also post about sports and chess and my posts are my own and not representative of my employer (Arbys)
I also post about sports and chess and my posts are my own and not representative of my employer (Arbys)
it's crazy this isn't just like completely disqualifying. How can we ever come back from the depths of this?
Trump: "Ilhan Omar, whatever the hell her name is. With her little turban. I love her. She comes in, does nothing but bitch ... we ought to get her the hell out ... she's here illegally."
The crowd in Pennsylvania then starts chanting "send her back!"
The crowd in Pennsylvania then starts chanting "send her back!"
December 10, 2025 at 4:55 AM
it's crazy this isn't just like completely disqualifying. How can we ever come back from the depths of this?
Ok someone on reddit posted "instead of cheese do we now chant fees" and that is very good
December 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Ok someone on reddit posted "instead of cheese do we now chant fees" and that is very good
It also seems weird to choose a big bank sponsor when we already have the Key Bank Club and a ton of First Tech stuff around.
December 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
It also seems weird to choose a big bank sponsor when we already have the Key Bank Club and a ton of First Tech stuff around.
Choosing a sponsor who, you know, people in the community like and respect, is probably worth the culture value over the extra profit. Just my 2 cents. I mean my god look at the comments.
December 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Choosing a sponsor who, you know, people in the community like and respect, is probably worth the culture value over the extra profit. Just my 2 cents. I mean my god look at the comments.
Bank of American you gotta be fucking kidding me lmao
December 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Bank of American you gotta be fucking kidding me lmao
Hmmm...Every model for quite some time has had Tuesday as the biggest rain day.
Currently 0.97" on the day today at PDX. Euro had ~1.4" for the day.
Euro has 2" of rain for tomorrow.
Currently 0.97" on the day today at PDX. Euro had ~1.4" for the day.
Euro has 2" of rain for tomorrow.
The strongest surge of rain is expected Monday morning and afternoon. A second moisture push should arrive Tuesday night through Wednesday morning, according to the forecast.
Parts of Oregon, Washington under flood watch as atmospheric river arrives
Several inches of rain could fall this week in much of Northwest Oregon and Southwest Washington. A flood watch is in effect though Friday morning.
www.opb.org
December 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Hmmm...Every model for quite some time has had Tuesday as the biggest rain day.
Currently 0.97" on the day today at PDX. Euro had ~1.4" for the day.
Euro has 2" of rain for tomorrow.
Currently 0.97" on the day today at PDX. Euro had ~1.4" for the day.
Euro has 2" of rain for tomorrow.
Was already quite a bit of localized ponding with only .10" of rain so far. Might be pretty ugly by Wednesday morning out there.
December 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Was already quite a bit of localized ponding with only .10" of rain so far. Might be pretty ugly by Wednesday morning out there.
here comes the firehose
December 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
here comes the firehose
My get off my lawn old man shit take recently is I hate the screen printed ugly sweaters. Bring back actually having to find a dumb grandma sweater!
December 8, 2025 at 4:28 AM
My get off my lawn old man shit take recently is I hate the screen printed ugly sweaters. Bring back actually having to find a dumb grandma sweater!
Euro showing 4" of rain by 4PM Wednesday
December 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Euro showing 4" of rain by 4PM Wednesday
Hillary asked me yesterday for the finals prediction and said she thought 3-1 which was also my guess so hey why not
December 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Hillary asked me yesterday for the finals prediction and said she thought 3-1 which was also my guess so hey why not
Oh no poor Vancouver lost how will I go on ANYWAY
December 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Oh no poor Vancouver lost how will I go on ANYWAY
Yeah that was coming. Miami looking pretty overwhelmed on defense.
December 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Yeah that was coming. Miami looking pretty overwhelmed on defense.
I did this when I got home from the bar and I expect next morning to blame everything on the hangover except how much I drank
Last call on this in a few hours!
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December 6, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I did this when I got home from the bar and I expect next morning to blame everything on the hangover except how much I drank
I've read like 3 news stories lately of bicyclists getting hit by cars in PDX where the driver is doing something immensely stupid and the cops are like well she said she was sorry so I didn't cite her for running the red light and seriously injuring someone.
December 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I've read like 3 news stories lately of bicyclists getting hit by cars in PDX where the driver is doing something immensely stupid and the cops are like well she said she was sorry so I didn't cite her for running the red light and seriously injuring someone.
Getting some very interesting runs in the day 12-ish timeframe. Might be time to load up my model subscription if this continues for another day or 2
December 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Getting some very interesting runs in the day 12-ish timeframe. Might be time to load up my model subscription if this continues for another day or 2
It really says something about the expansion MLS teams that I am REALLY rooting for Vancouver (WHO I DISLIKE IMMENSLY)
November 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
It really says something about the expansion MLS teams that I am REALLY rooting for Vancouver (WHO I DISLIKE IMMENSLY)
Maybe use your arms to tackle there Valentine
November 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Maybe use your arms to tackle there Valentine
Once they said oh no it's fine release em all you knew this had already happened. Eventually there will be evidence of cover-ups and reports from whistleblowers and the dem in charge will say yeah that's bad but who cares he's gone
Newly released emails show the FBI spent almost $1 million in overtime analyzing the Epstein files as part of an effort dubbed the “Special Redaction Project."
FBI’s Frantic Scramble to Redact Epstein Files Revealed
A trove of emails shows all-nighters and almost $1 million in overtime as Trumpworld debated releasing the Epstein files.
trib.al
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Once they said oh no it's fine release em all you knew this had already happened. Eventually there will be evidence of cover-ups and reports from whistleblowers and the dem in charge will say yeah that's bad but who cares he's gone
I almost feel bad for the man here. The guy just does not have the social skills to be the life of the party and it's obvious that's all he's ever wanted. It's ok to be reserved! Nobody is judging you! If you pull out a phone and tell Grok to roast someone at a party with my friends tho....my god.
I don't think anyone is working harder to accelerate the loneliness epidemic than Elon Musk
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I almost feel bad for the man here. The guy just does not have the social skills to be the life of the party and it's obvious that's all he's ever wanted. It's ok to be reserved! Nobody is judging you! If you pull out a phone and tell Grok to roast someone at a party with my friends tho....my god.
That was a fucking insane match fuck LAFC
November 23, 2025 at 5:42 AM
That was a fucking insane match fuck LAFC
We don't have "A" standard much less "old standards" which would
November 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
We don't have "A" standard much less "old standards" which would
Every payroll company software looks like it was developed in the Geocities era and the company makes $4 billion a year.
November 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Every payroll company software looks like it was developed in the Geocities era and the company makes $4 billion a year.