Jordan Freemyer
jfreemyer.bsky.social
Jordan Freemyer
@jfreemyer.bsky.social
I'm glad I'm not the only one who was confused reading that. Like, you can't tear down a pile of rubble!
January 20, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Important to remember that Michael Oliver is quite literally on the Manchester City payroll.
January 17, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I knew it was coming after seeing how strong City and Newcastle went yesterday.
January 14, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Dead serious, I could have done better.
January 11, 2026 at 2:45 PM
My full, exhaustive take on the Rockies signing Michael Lorenzen:

There's 1,458 innings in a season...somebody's gotta pitch 'em.
January 8, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Also worth pointing out that chart very clearly says "January 3, 1998" which notably is NOT 30 years ago.
January 5, 2026 at 2:15 AM
There must be.
January 4, 2026 at 7:33 PM
What on Earth is he doing there? There wasn't even an Arsenal player in the direction he kicked it!
January 3, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Lane Kiffin
January 2, 2026 at 4:43 AM
I don't have a rooting interest here, I just think it's stupid.
January 1, 2026 at 2:02 AM
This is why punishing the top 4 by not giving them a home game is dumb.
January 1, 2026 at 1:51 AM
He was following Gyokeres
December 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The "good" news is that it was NOT the dreaded non-contact injury.
December 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I know who should sign him!
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December 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
It's 2025, the answer is Max Brosmer.
December 29, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Can I interest you in an all-1995 expansion team Super Bowl?
December 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Unless the player fouled is Hueng-min Son, then it's a penalty every time.
December 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Hockey is what Canadians invented when they realized they didn't have enough grass or people for real sports.
December 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Personally, I think if you have the skill to pull that off it should be perfectly legal.
December 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Another job for Zohran!
December 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Let's be honest, it wasn't Nicki Minaj he wanted to meet, it was Erika Kirk.
December 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
He made the mistake of fighting an actual heavyweight champion who was in relatively close proximity to his prime, and yeah, once Anthony Joshua started trying he just beat the hell out of him.
December 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM