That happened here, turned out he’d embezzled about $75K from the place. Funtimes.

Related: I recently surprised my 12 year old with a brand new cell enabled Apple Watch for no reason

Just, yknow, seize the means of production gently, it has hollow bones 🐔 💕

Dammit Andy I was coming here to make that joke

Doot dooo do do doot

Rowdy. Rowdy NO.

OMG I did it again.* This is the Starfighter set, 75363.

*I sat through Attack of the Clones not realizing Clones = Stormtroopers. (The helmets were different, dammit!) I’m extremely late to the Star Wars fandom. www.lego.com/en-us/produc...

There was an extra blaster in the box so we’re doing a special episode of The Mandalorian directed by John Woo

So if you’re like me and have mugs that appear to be breeding, wash them up and use them on a day like today to spread literal warmth and kindness. And caffeine. Always caffeine.

May this love someday find me 🥰

Okay not e-ink, but have you seen Mooncat nail polish? It contains magnetic pigments that you can move around with a magnet before it dries. It looks pretty amazing.

Yesssss! So happy for you! They take 3 LR44 button cell batteries—my CLU ornament was new old stock and they were dead by the time I got it.