Jerry F. Westinger, fantasy author
@jfwestinger.bsky.social
Author, game developer, pastry chef, mortician. The bad person behind The Bad Series. I also run @goto10.games
https://linktr.ee/jfwestinger
https://linktr.ee/jfwestinger
I literally had a bit about this when I used to do standup, that I refuse to exercise out of respect. Like I'm sorry, you really expect me to sit in a rowing machine and pay to do what slaves had to do for free?
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I literally had a bit about this when I used to do standup, that I refuse to exercise out of respect. Like I'm sorry, you really expect me to sit in a rowing machine and pay to do what slaves had to do for free?
Thanksgiving is when you give thanks for what you have. Black Friday is when you realize IT'S NOT ENOUGH
November 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Thanksgiving is when you give thanks for what you have. Black Friday is when you realize IT'S NOT ENOUGH
Where's the ukulele?
November 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Where's the ukulele?
If there was ever an episode that called for a Dropout / Drawfee reunion, it was this.
November 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
If there was ever an episode that called for a Dropout / Drawfee reunion, it was this.
As a 40 year old Eastern European from an actual post-communist country, it's never not hilarious to me when Americans pretend to know what communism is.
November 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
As a 40 year old Eastern European from an actual post-communist country, it's never not hilarious to me when Americans pretend to know what communism is.
Mono black player, I see
October 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Mono black player, I see
Around the turn of the millennium, at the age of 13-14, I was in fully unmoderated Java chatrooms learning the most important lesson a child will ever learn: that people on the internet are objectively shit.
October 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Around the turn of the millennium, at the age of 13-14, I was in fully unmoderated Java chatrooms learning the most important lesson a child will ever learn: that people on the internet are objectively shit.
When you shoot season 2, it'd be awesome if you could have some of the people who weren't addressed say a line or two about themselves during the credits. Some of those shirts looked too interesting to waste!
September 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
When you shoot season 2, it'd be awesome if you could have some of the people who weren't addressed say a line or two about themselves during the credits. Some of those shirts looked too interesting to waste!
Petition to rename it the "cum way."
September 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Petition to rename it the "cum way."
Scrolled through hundreds of comments and never once saw anyone mention D!rt. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
September 13, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Scrolled through hundreds of comments and never once saw anyone mention D!rt. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
My coworker told me I'm bad at accepting when I'm wrong, I told him it's because I don't have as much practice as he does.
August 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
My coworker told me I'm bad at accepting when I'm wrong, I told him it's because I don't have as much practice as he does.
HOLY SHIT LETS GOOOOO
August 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
HOLY SHIT LETS GOOOOO
Caesar's assassination but everyone's just dropping metal pipes
August 16, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Caesar's assassination but everyone's just dropping metal pipes
Funny post, but I honestly got a much bigger kick out of the meltdown he recently had on his blog
August 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Funny post, but I honestly got a much bigger kick out of the meltdown he recently had on his blog
Friend: "Hey, just letting you know I'm gonna be 15 minutes late."
Me: "Is that 15 minutes from the time we agreed to meet or 15 minutes from the 20 minutes you're always late?"
Me: "Is that 15 minutes from the time we agreed to meet or 15 minutes from the 20 minutes you're always late?"
July 31, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Friend: "Hey, just letting you know I'm gonna be 15 minutes late."
Me: "Is that 15 minutes from the time we agreed to meet or 15 minutes from the 20 minutes you're always late?"
Me: "Is that 15 minutes from the time we agreed to meet or 15 minutes from the 20 minutes you're always late?"
Sam Reich: Designs multiple episodes of Game Changer specifically around inflicting phychological torture on Brennan
Also Sam Reich: Turns an entire episode of Game Changer into an ad just so he can give Jacob as much money as possible
Also Sam Reich: Turns an entire episode of Game Changer into an ad just so he can give Jacob as much money as possible
July 29, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Sam Reich: Designs multiple episodes of Game Changer specifically around inflicting phychological torture on Brennan
Also Sam Reich: Turns an entire episode of Game Changer into an ad just so he can give Jacob as much money as possible
Also Sam Reich: Turns an entire episode of Game Changer into an ad just so he can give Jacob as much money as possible
I have this idea for a grift where I pose as a medium and then just give people basic common sense advice that they wouldn't accept from the people around them, like "OoOoooOoh the spirits tell me you should major in something practicaaaal... the universe wants you to have a savings accooount..."
July 21, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I have this idea for a grift where I pose as a medium and then just give people basic common sense advice that they wouldn't accept from the people around them, like "OoOoooOoh the spirits tell me you should major in something practicaaaal... the universe wants you to have a savings accooount..."
"Volo me Romanos devincere posse." ─ checks out
July 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
"Volo me Romanos devincere posse." ─ checks out
I love how arbitrarily the Onion fluctuates between "incisive social and political commentary" and "shit happening in my house"
July 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I love how arbitrarily the Onion fluctuates between "incisive social and political commentary" and "shit happening in my house"
The newly hired art director at the company I work for turned out to have directed the original Crazy Frog music video. Every employee over 30 was absolutely ecstatic to meet him.
July 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The newly hired art director at the company I work for turned out to have directed the original Crazy Frog music video. Every employee over 30 was absolutely ecstatic to meet him.
Also, literally my entire planet speaks the same language and has the same culture.
July 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Also, literally my entire planet speaks the same language and has the same culture.