Jonathan
jginsburg.bsky.social
Jonathan
@jginsburg.bsky.social
He/him, 30
The only series that I have even remotely liked the parry mechanic in is the Arkham series, and that's because it gives you 3 seconds to work with, indicators all over the screen, and only made it mandatory for a handful of fights.

I still barely used it
December 11, 2025 at 5:45 AM
The Illuminati
December 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Between the freezedry content and the 3D printing I should think so
December 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
We need to talk to the guys from Westwood because what the absolute fuck
December 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Swearing is only unprofessional if you're using the wrong swears, as long as you get the right contacts, it is damn spiffy
December 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
This is why you getting Grandma's good graces before she dies, then she'll leave you the map to the money in the will
December 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
The only question is, Call of Duty or Executive Outcomes
December 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I say we give Venezuela Metal Gears
December 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Technically no official state of war has been declared so, this is technically State Backed Terrorism
December 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
It's also a very bad efficiency ratio, the ISS is almost a quarter radiator and just hits equilibrium for a very small number of computers and people. A data center would need, football fields plural
December 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Definitely getting smaller, most seem to be flaming out in a day or two and I'm only hearing about them days later when somebody does a postmortem
December 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
And campbell bounced him like the day after the news broke, pretty sure the loser was in marketing so nobody is gonna touch him
December 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Look it's the closet they will ever get to renting a below ground 1 room closet
December 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Last year we spent ungodly amounts of money on a fancy holiday party while straining under too few people.

This year we are getting the nice Italian takeout place and are only slightly understaffed.
December 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
SKYNET WILL HAVE MY BODY WHEN IT PRIES IT FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS. What do you mean "that is the idea"?
December 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Roko's Basilisk is just shitty Pascal's Wager
December 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Oh Mal knows, Mal has a whole 24 style plan ready to go
December 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
So who is the big pear fan on staff
December 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Cause snow sucks
December 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Oh hey it's Bedbug being a freak again
December 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
This would work in Crimson Skies
December 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Turns out most of the world DOESN'T believe in sacrificing their national sovereignty and billions to support Israel in its every shitty endeavor. Who could have guessed
December 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Also the going all in on the "we are stealing your information to make this tool that will put you out of a job and are gonna complain when you don't love it"

So many more people would be willing to try it if "EVERYTHING STOLEN" wasn't one of the first things you hear
December 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
They had 2 bathrooms? What kind of deluxe gas stations were you going to? We just had the one, which was also where half the emergency equipment was stored
December 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Well think about this, the ashes may be scattered across half the world, how do you logistics that? Where does the human form? What about the ashes integrated into say plants, do they just get ripped out killing the host?
December 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM