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Jason Graff
@jgraff.bsky.social
Bidet Evangelist
1. get behind someone you can copy, and fake it until you make it
2. don't join in the very front or the back, sometimes they switch directions and you will have no one to copy
3. if you do a step totally wrong, laugh and pretend you're drunk
December 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Office gets a tray of nice-looking sandwiches, literally ALL of them have mayo. If you didn't get enough mayo, there's packets next to the mustard 😡
December 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
This is The Feral; her name is Melody. Softest fur but rarely wants to be touched.
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
But the thing that takes 5 minutes to renew online can take you just 3 minutes with our integration
November 3, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Don't know, can't authenticate 💀
October 22, 2025 at 3:02 AM
No one complains when I send them pictures of my dik dik. It's so little, who's going to be offended?!
October 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
That's a "chicken or the egg" question, we don't have to know if the weird came first
October 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
You could just cry every day, works for me 👍
October 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I quit right there on the spot and didn't light up for 3 years
October 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Like, if it's in the cuff that's fair game
September 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I enjoyed debate when it was about talking too fast for people to understand. After high school, I just got a new personality 🤷
September 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
If that's their deal breaker... Would it ever be love?!
a woman in a suit and glasses is saying shut it down . dealbreaker .
ALT: a woman in a suit and glasses is saying shut it down . dealbreaker .
media.tenor.com
September 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
And the interface is going to suck, worse
September 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Kids can't go to their house, bones everywhere
September 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
It's giving Borderlands!
September 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Because it's a joy when the need for a knife arises and YOU can help
September 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
There are no deals to be had. They will punk you every chance they get.
September 2, 2025 at 7:26 PM
You can look at their properties and tell if their guys are worth a damn! Is the 3-year-old concrete falling apart? Etc
August 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Was thinking Kevin Durant. Skilled but opportunistic mercenary.
August 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Mars was opposing Neptune and Saturn from Libra, and square to Venus / Jupiter. Mars is the most blade-y planet?
August 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Think I've got some extra mesothelioma back at the house
August 14, 2025 at 1:44 PM