How can you make a mistake blowing the horn?
January 10, 2026 at 1:21 PM
How can you make a mistake blowing the horn?
28? Well you're looking very well on it!
December 31, 2025 at 12:55 PM
28? Well you're looking very well on it!
Worst. Business Hotel Trip Fess. Ever.
December 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Worst. Business Hotel Trip Fess. Ever.
Let her watch videos of Australians shooting feral cats. That might educate her.
December 11, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Let her watch videos of Australians shooting feral cats. That might educate her.
That's a you problem. Don't join the queue behind the person with a massive trolley load. Checkout Racing 101.
December 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
That's a you problem. Don't join the queue behind the person with a massive trolley load. Checkout Racing 101.
Oh Mr Porter, The Titfield Thunderbolt, The Railway Children, The Ladykillers.
December 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Oh Mr Porter, The Titfield Thunderbolt, The Railway Children, The Ladykillers.
If you buy the right Ferrari, they appreciate in value.
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
If you buy the right Ferrari, they appreciate in value.
If the packet's not open, they don't need to be in a tin.
November 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
If the packet's not open, they don't need to be in a tin.
Build it, and they will come.
November 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Build it, and they will come.
There was a young man from Montrose
Who abused himself under the clothes.
His landlady said,
While changing his bed,
"He's a bugger for blowing his nose!"
Who abused himself under the clothes.
His landlady said,
While changing his bed,
"He's a bugger for blowing his nose!"
November 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
There was a young man from Montrose
Who abused himself under the clothes.
His landlady said,
While changing his bed,
"He's a bugger for blowing his nose!"
Who abused himself under the clothes.
His landlady said,
While changing his bed,
"He's a bugger for blowing his nose!"
Au naturel or al fresco? Or both?
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Au naturel or al fresco? Or both?
An administrator or an executor?
November 24, 2025 at 10:49 AM
An administrator or an executor?
Someone do a joke about crabs.
November 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Someone do a joke about crabs.
...or perhaps your mother in her younger days?
November 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
...or perhaps your mother in her younger days?
Tell him, and there needn't be a next time.
November 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Tell him, and there needn't be a next time.
That's why they put your council tax up.
November 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
That's why they put your council tax up.
Top tip: don't buy tea from coffee shops. Take a flask and sit on a bench outside. In the rain.
November 11, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Top tip: don't buy tea from coffee shops. Take a flask and sit on a bench outside. In the rain.
Potentially a long list.
November 8, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Potentially a long list.
Isn't that what Wikipedia is for?
November 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Isn't that what Wikipedia is for?