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John Heerman
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Husband, Dad, Gen X, He/Him, These opinions are mine

Software Engineer | Developer Advocate | Catalyst
The land is worth more than the crops growing on it. Tariffs have forced farmers to make a decision to sell off land for the capital to keep their farms viable. Feels like the redistribution of resources. 🤔

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December 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Spectacular view of the Aurora over Illinois tonight.
November 12, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Fixed it
August 31, 2025 at 4:52 AM
This seems totally normal. I'm sure this is just a "tax" and will end up in the US Treasury and not in the pockets of a few crooks running the country. www.theverge.com/news/757428/...
August 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Welp. Here we go. Trump is going to try to turn the National Guard on American citizens
June 8, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The `Golden Dome`. Available now for only $175 billion.
May 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Elon so desperately wants to be accepted into the Krelboyne class that his mommy is out there stuffing his qualifications.
May 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Tell me about it. They saved your ass and you should have been the first to go.
May 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Every time I hear RFK Jr speak, I think... "That's the brain worm pulling the levers, right?"
May 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
MAGA playbook
Step 1: Break something
Step 2: Claim said thing was horribly broken
Step 3: Attempt to restore thing to pre-broken status
Step 4: Claim victory (despite all the pain and suffering caused and leaving everyone worse off than before)
May 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The Foreign Emoluments Clause is a provision in the United States Constitution that restricts members of the federal government from receiving gifts, emoluments, offices or titles from foreign states and monarchies without the consent of the United States Congress.
May 12, 2025 at 3:55 AM
"Paid"? Can we confirm that he wasn't given a car in exchange for his endorsement stunt in front of the White House?
March 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Me taking time off from "work"
December 27, 2024 at 8:10 PM