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Jim @jhnoonan.bsky.social · 13d

An image of a painting: Undergrowth with Two Figures by Vincent Van Gogh accompanied by the following:

I awake, longing for the dream, to suckle it. Two faceless figures stand in a wood. Yellow white flowers swallow our feet. The composition of shadow and color a beguiling perfection. Only there can figures be that cannot be. Only there can rootless trees fence us in. Only there can flowers sway from yellow to white to yellow with the breeze.

I listen for your breath in measured moments beside me. I long for your warmth. My suitcases where you put them by your closet, edges in a tidy line, whisper, “No.” Beside the bed I see your neat swirling handwriting on the note.

"Please don’t make this harder for me."

Your Van Gogh print stares from across a room drained of color.
Before I pack, before I look through closets and dressers and cabinets for the bits and pieces, I will leave you a gift. A painting as yet untitled. A memento of a relationship even a cage of trees could not contain.

My arm is a brush. My hand soft camel hair stroked to a point. My torso a palette. I dip my hand into me, swirl color. Brown tones of entrails, a smudge of bilious green smeared with pale pink of skin, white of bone. The soft blue of my eyes. The bright crimson of heart.

The brush flies throughout the room returning color. Then, with a deft stroke, I erase the figures from the print leaving only trees, swaying yellow white flowers. And shadow.

On your pillow I paint a final image. A disconnected ear, to listen for your soft breath.

THE END

Jim @jhnoonan.bsky.social · 12h

Johnson: You guys are experts at red herrings.
Gallego: Let's leave your genitals out of this, Mike.

Jim @jhnoonan.bsky.social · 12h

Yes, Jesse Watters is a joke, a dangerously unfunny joke.

Jim @jhnoonan.bsky.social · 14h

Why wouldn't they be ready?
They've had plenty of time to manufacture evidence. 🫤

Jim @jhnoonan.bsky.social · 14h

Dear ICE Agents,

Remember the words of Jesus: "You were hungry but since you're a despicable fuck-rag, you can eat shit."

America

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Jim @jhnoonan.bsky.social · 14h

And there are records. 🤬

Jim @jhnoonan.bsky.social · 14h

Did hear one say, "Oh, dear god..." in response to some mind numbingly stupid lie Mike Johnson told.

Jim @jhnoonan.bsky.social · 15h

Hmmm... Seems like they are following some playbook, but I do nazi see what it is. 🤔

Jim @jhnoonan.bsky.social · 15h

Right. Our best lives. 😐

Jim @jhnoonan.bsky.social · 15h

She's got that soiled panties elementary school bully vibe 😮

Jim @jhnoonan.bsky.social · 16h

I'll believe it when I see the handcuffs.

Jim @jhnoonan.bsky.social · 20h

mind

a bald man is sitting at a desk giving a peace sign with his hands .

ALT: a bald man is sitting at a desk giving a peace sign with his hands .

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Jim @jhnoonan.bsky.social · 20h

But one man, it seems, may terrorize half the people if the other half support him. 🫤

Jim @jhnoonan.bsky.social · 21h

No need, she . She knows they're keeping track when they get off the rail cars at the camps. 😬

Jim @jhnoonan.bsky.social · 21h

Her 100,000 mile checkup!

What a hoot! 😆

Jim @jhnoonan.bsky.social · 21h

That's the most horrific thing I've ever seen.

I mean the dancing. 😬