jhnstn.bsky.social
@jhnstn.bsky.social
rip to scott adams. he taught me that it's ok to be weird
January 13, 2026 at 10:32 PM
it should be illegal to ask me for feedback on my recent purchase more than once
January 12, 2026 at 7:00 AM
united states industry down so bad they can’t even manufacture consent anymore
January 4, 2026 at 11:35 AM
worried my neighbours can see how bad i am at putting up new curtains but can’t think of a way to prevent it
January 1, 2026 at 9:38 AM
you know, the bible tells us of one thirty-three year old who wasn’t “chopped” or “unc”
December 27, 2025 at 9:58 AM
i yawned so hard this morning i think i nearly dislocated my jaw, which i think was a lagging effect of watching avatar: fire and ash last night
December 23, 2025 at 8:20 AM
taking a 3-0 lead in the ashes is always huge for fans of the word unassailable
December 21, 2025 at 6:07 AM
a male seamstress is a seamster
December 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
kk slider in epstein files!?
December 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
me: i don't think anyone is plotting against me
the perfidious king of diamonds:
December 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
the masculine urge to make audio-only versions of adam curtis documentaries for listening on the go
November 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
rip to dick cheney. he taught me that it's ok to be weird
November 4, 2025 at 12:10 PM
there’s no way moe wasn’t in on bart’s birthday prank calls. his phrasing around the names was too perfect to be mere coincidence
October 31, 2025 at 8:52 AM
at the stage of my life where the role of caregiver is starting to shift from the parent to the child (letting my parents use my streaming logins)
October 31, 2025 at 8:44 AM
this morning i saw someone smoking a pipe while they drove their car
October 17, 2025 at 1:05 PM
finally feel seen as an adult by my dad l, after he asked me for the best route from my house back to his house to avoid a road closure
October 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
thinking about becoming a zach snyder guy, but - and this is crucial - specifically for legend of the guardians: the owls of ga’hoole
September 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
a handy mnemonic for knowing who the romantic subplot is for in star trek tng:

if the guest star is a boy, then he's there for troi
but
if perchance he would like her, then she'll flirt with riker
September 20, 2025 at 12:06 PM
the mad max spin-off they should make is one about the rediscovery of the saxophone between the events of the road warrior and beyond thunderdome
September 20, 2025 at 6:04 AM
girl in the drive through’s nametag said farquad
August 27, 2025 at 9:59 AM
by age 30 you should have one Special Beer in your fridge ready to go at a moment’s notice
August 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
i actually think living next to a cartoon animal would be pretty cool
July 29, 2025 at 10:48 AM
he'll give us a list? an... epstein list?
Trump: You should focus on Clinton. You should focus on the president of Harvard, the former president of Harvard. You should focus on some of the hedge fund guys. I will give you a list. These guys lived with Jeffrey Epstein. I sure as hell didn’t
July 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
June 7, 2025 at 7:56 AM