Broke as shit rn but I'm coming for these boys next paycheque

Pseudocath supremacy

Gimmie a way to hog that shit!!!! It'll be better for everyone I prommy

Like I feel like not enough hay is being made in light of the fact that that thing is the MH universes' closest analog to a reactor core. Can we all start getting weirder with it please and thank you

Also kind of want to say that while the whole process has usually been pretty slow and spaced out, direct exposure to the Dragontorch caused all of them to fall out and regrow in the space of about three weeks and his new set is markedly sharper than any of the previous were

I've never actually had space to cram it into my build so I'm looking forward to getting to fart around with it a little lol

Statistical studies show the average person can eat approx. 43.6 plates of dango, but Kamura Village is an outlier and should not have been counted.

Yasha absolutely noogied a dent into the top of this kid's skull

I love charge blade but it feels like they just absolutely do not know what they want to do with it. I get that they probably wanted to fix the SAED spam "problem" but like. This ain't it chief.

It's got such a (theoretically) versatile kit and rn it feels like a solid 80% of it is useless lol

tbh unless it comes with a substantial buff for SnS mode I'd rather see it on axe upswing. The only compelling reason to be out of axe mode for any length of time during a fight is that your timer ran out and if that's the case you're going to be prioritizing that PB to get back into axe mode asap

Like I love you my dude and I love sharing skills with you but for your first ever sewing project you're going to be making a fucked up pair of PJ pants as the good lord intended

"I can't find a commercial pattern but that's ok I can draw you exactly what I want and we'll just make one!"

-My dearest brother, who has never so much as pinned two scraps of fabric together and has a tolerance for project failure that is measured in the negatives