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Jig Newton
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Just a little guy.
You’re hyperventilating, sweetie. Go plot a line of best fit and take some deep breaths.
November 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
lol. Do you want me to put my comment in a bar graph so it’s easier for you to misread?
November 9, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Lmao. Nobody gives a shit about the “preferences” of progressive technocrats or how rigorously you insist on your narrow empirical interpretations. It’s 2025 for fucks sake. Consensus “reality” is dead and you will not revive by whining and browbeating voters with your marginal line graphs.
November 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
If the 2024 election didn’t free you of “the economy is fine and the working class are doing fine” religious precept, I’m genuinely curious what will get you white technocratic revanchist dipshits to wake the fuck up and realize that political forces are not beholden to your graph interpretations.
November 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
lmao. bro, you literally tried to do a “back in my day” flex with HIV, comparing a mucosal STD with a respiratory virus, and now you are fishing for follower head-pats?

You are legitimately stupid and should feel ashamed for being so pathetically stupid.
October 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Jane, congratulations for being in the running for “Dumbest Snide Asshole with a Toddler’s Historical Perspective” for the fourth year in a row at the NYT.

Do you have any idea what a competitive accomplishment that is? Especially after all the talent farming from Vox?! 😱
September 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Trump is only embarrassing if you think the United States is somehow misrepresented by his leadership.

Liberals desperately need to silence the conceited, delusional voice within themselves saying “we’re better than this.” We are not better than this. We could be! But we’re not.
September 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The American Progressive Era’s eugenics movement and its relationship to today’s technocratic coalition of COVID-minimizing DSA social democrats.
September 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
😮‍💨💨
September 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Oh, my bad, bro. I didn’t mean to stir the shit. I hate to wreck a good polycule.
September 4, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Ha! What a hoot. I can’t believe this little reply-guy clique hasn’t had its breakout moment yet!
September 4, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Thank god 🙏
September 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
C’mon, don’t project onto him! It’s not his fault you started a 4 episode podcast no one listened to.
September 4, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Not with friends like you!
September 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
You got this, bro! Just 5k more posts and soon you’ll be in Brooklyn podcasting with the boys! Get that grindset mindset 💪
September 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Ugh… this made me shiver from cringe. It’s genuinely demoralizing to know there are doctors out there posting like you. You really suck, Tom! 👍
September 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Yassssss 💅
September 3, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I think you’re doing a great job of being the change you want to see in the world, Tom!
September 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
September 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Can you people read?
September 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
lol, this is rich coming from the COVID reactionary reply-guy with 5k posts. I’m more than gainfully employed, but thanks for your concern troll!
September 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Christ, you’re dense. None of this pablum is relevant.

The US economy is fully saturated with exploited commercial drivers and food service workers but you and the other treatlerite reply-guys act like DoorDash drivers are uniquely enslaved by disabled, blue-haired welfare queens. Shut the fuck up!
September 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
No, dumbass. I’m saying it’s clear you are motivated by weird, reactionary resentment for COVID-conscious people by selectively characterizing them as treatlerites with “wage slaves” when the entire American economy is driven by overworked and underpaid workers in decadent service sectors.
September 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Nice change of subject, crank.
September 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM