Brad G.
@jignrig.bsky.social
IT guy working on cloud networking. Aspiring woodturner and Chelsea FC/MN United fan.
Main Street has mostly chosen. It's Wall Street's turn.
January 12, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Main Street has mostly chosen. It's Wall Street's turn.
Mad Dog 2020 will do that counselor.
January 12, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Mad Dog 2020 will do that counselor.
They really have gotten unwatchable. What happened to Romo? It must be something at CBS that turns them all into Phil Simms after x number of games called.
January 11, 2026 at 10:46 PM
They really have gotten unwatchable. What happened to Romo? It must be something at CBS that turns them all into Phil Simms after x number of games called.
Per capita the US would have needed to create 189K to match Canada, right?
January 9, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Per capita the US would have needed to create 189K to match Canada, right?
Does this mean he's confident they don't need his vote?
January 9, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Does this mean he's confident they don't need his vote?
Unless you've never had to cast a vote and then you can hide in ambiguity only to be discovered after the election.
December 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Unless you've never had to cast a vote and then you can hide in ambiguity only to be discovered after the election.
They're all working at iPhone factories.
December 28, 2025 at 12:56 PM
They're all working at iPhone factories.
That's a great series...watch the other ones.
December 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
That's a great series...watch the other ones.
Sam, glad I found you over here... I'm a big fan of your work.
December 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Sam, glad I found you over here... I'm a big fan of your work.
Reposted by Brad G.
As I said to Onion members:
"We’re an independent company, we don’t use AI to write headlines and make art, and we’re one of roughly three publications who are up for the fight. Unlike other places, The Onion is quadrupling down on being a pain in the ass, politically."
So help out! Grab a paper.
"We’re an independent company, we don’t use AI to write headlines and make art, and we’re one of roughly three publications who are up for the fight. Unlike other places, The Onion is quadrupling down on being a pain in the ass, politically."
So help out! Grab a paper.
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November 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
As I said to Onion members:
"We’re an independent company, we don’t use AI to write headlines and make art, and we’re one of roughly three publications who are up for the fight. Unlike other places, The Onion is quadrupling down on being a pain in the ass, politically."
So help out! Grab a paper.
"We’re an independent company, we don’t use AI to write headlines and make art, and we’re one of roughly three publications who are up for the fight. Unlike other places, The Onion is quadrupling down on being a pain in the ass, politically."
So help out! Grab a paper.
My favorite is when he says... All he had to do was beat those 6 guys and he would've scored.
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
My favorite is when he says... All he had to do was beat those 6 guys and he would've scored.
One more and she gets a set of steak knives.
November 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
One more and she gets a set of steak knives.
The House version of unanimous consent.
November 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM
The House version of unanimous consent.