I hate that this got a laugh out of me.

Amd how long did it take you to come up with all that?

An actual exchange I had with my mom once;

"How dare that elf want to be a dentist. He already has the best job in the world."

"...Being a slave?"

The Rocky Road to Dublin scene in Sinners.

You're an ugly SOB~

And your dog is all you've got, Mister Grinch~

I know it isn't in the actual movie but it's all I got. I try not to watch a lot of bad movies.