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One Pound of Bees
@jillresh.bsky.social
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parents! remember to check your kids’ haystacks for needles this halloween before you let them graze
stock photo of a small pile of hay with a comically large sewing needle being plucked from it
February 3, 2026 at 4:44 AM
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jillresh with big fluffy, 80s style hair
January 28, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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i don’t know if i mentioned it yet, but today is my birthday
jillresh
January 22, 2026 at 3:10 AM
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my hands look like this
red, cracked, and wrinkly hands from three days of cooking and washing my hands every five minutes
January 20, 2026 at 4:36 AM
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a couple years ago, i said to my husband, “the existence of frosted mini wheats implies the existence of unfrosted maxi wheats.” and that’s when he told well yeah actually
shredded wheat big biscuits. 2 of them fill a whole cereal bowl
January 3, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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jillresh twitter post: ‘i got it. exxon valdeez nuts’
December 27, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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i thought luigi mangione was going on tour
email from the 9:30 club music venue with an image of “the pietasters” and he looks vaguely like luigi mangione
December 27, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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okay i get it! stop yelling at me
4. Natural understanding of sarcasm and figurative language: Grasping the nuances of sarcasm, idioms, and other forms of figurative language comes naturally to most neurotypical individuals. If you find yourself easily understanding and using these forms of expression without needing literal explanations, it's likely a sign of neurotypical cognitive processing.
December 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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unfortunately they’re not all like this, but this is how the first baltimore light rail i ever took (today) looked
baltimore light rail car (honestly it looks like a bus inside) with candy cane print wraps around all the hold bars, snowflake stickers on the ceiling, and all ads changed out for “happy holidays” signs
December 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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am i your favorite friend with depression? no, don’t answer that
glam emoji face hiding behind hand with long nails, but a crusty version
December 4, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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wyd when’s someone brings this snack to the thanksgiving dinner
jillresh looking like a snack jillresh looking like a snack
November 28, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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lucky for you, roy, i love explaining a joke
Loss, also known as CADbortion, Loss.jpg and I Il Il I_, refers to an iconic cartoon strip from the video game-themed webcomic series CtrI+Alt+Dell] in which the female lead suffers a miscarriage. The dramatic tonal shift for the series was unexpected, and for many readers, unsuccessful, leading to the strip being widely mocked online. In the decade since its release, it became the subject of widespread mockery among its readers, and has since been widely parodied in minimalist interpretations of the strip's four panels, represented as "||| II I_". On June 2nd, 2008, Buckley posted a strip titled "Loss," in which the female lead Lilah suffers a miscarriage. The strip marked a significant change in tone from the usually comedic comic, and the poorly-executed drama of the comic spurred CtrI+Alt+Del's significant anti-fandom to mockery. 4-panel comic: 1. man rushes through emergency room door 2. he talks to reception who points him down the hall 3. he talks to a doctor in the hall 4. he stands beside his partner in a hospital bed as she cried and holds her stomach Edits such as these continued to spread throughout the internet over the following decade. The propagation of these parodies became ubiquitous to the point that people were unsure if any four-panel image they saw online was in fact a "Loss" parody. This led the question "Is This Loss?" to become a meme itself.
November 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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potato torture. music to my ears
November 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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i know how to use my time wisely….
meme: two door cinema club mentioned
October 14, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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jillresh wedding
(photos by sara zarrella photography)
cake feeding host speech dancing! holding up my skirt while dancing and looking exhausted
October 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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bro they invoked an exception to pussy commi tatas?
DOES US LAW PERMIT MILITARY POLICING? A federal law called the Posse Comitatus Act generally restricts the use of the U.S. military for domestic law enforcement purposes.
October 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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i drew how i made a blanket tent above me by using my arms and legs as the tent posts
stick figure lying on her back with limbs in the air holding up a blanket in the shape of a tent
October 9, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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little tutorial for you
September 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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jillresh tweet from 2019: saying hericots verts with hard t's is actually offensive
September 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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NOOOOOOOO! NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
September 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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dril post that i’ve changed slightly: issuing a correction on a previous post of mine, regarding redlining. you do not under any circumstances, “gotta hand it to them”
August 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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me when
cat sniffing sweet n low packet
August 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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four favorite songs that start with B

reply for a letter, if you want. i can’t make you
Buzzing’ by Mann Be Reasonable, Diane be Speak Blizzard of ‘89 (feat. NeverShoutNever) by The Ready Set Bomb.com by Astro Safari USA
August 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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i’m maxine maxing (aka. spending all my time with my cat)
my cat, maxine
July 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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oh your toast looks like jesus? that’s cute. the lid of my coconut spread looks like cookie
cookie, the ugly gingerbread man beanie baby the lid of my kokada coconut spread that looks remarkably similar to cookie, the babies baby
July 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM