𝐉𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐄
@jillthesandwich.bsky.social
𝐈❜𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐮𝐩 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞❜𝐬 𝐚 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞❜𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫.
☆ Written by: https://momo
♡ Married IRL to: https://sage
MDNI. Parody/Roleplay account. All art used belongs to Capcom unless specified.
☆ Written by: https://momo
♡ Married IRL to: https://sage
MDNI. Parody/Roleplay account. All art used belongs to Capcom unless specified.
Pinned
𝑵𝒐 𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝑰❜𝒗𝒆 𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒗𝒆𝒅,
𝒎𝒚 𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒂𝒎𝒆 . . .
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒐𝒇 𝒊𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒄𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒔.
𝒎𝒚 𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒂𝒎𝒆 . . .
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒐𝒇 𝒊𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒄𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒔.
Reposted by 𝐉𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐄
@jillthesandwich.bsky.social
A zany good zombie killer and a pretty brutal fighter. A great person to have in your corner under pressure.
A zany good zombie killer and a pretty brutal fighter. A great person to have in your corner under pressure.
January 26, 2026 at 3:38 PM
@jillthesandwich.bsky.social
A zany good zombie killer and a pretty brutal fighter. A great person to have in your corner under pressure.
A zany good zombie killer and a pretty brutal fighter. A great person to have in your corner under pressure.
𝙎𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙗𝙚𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙢𝙪𝙨𝙘𝙡𝙚 𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙮.
January 26, 2026 at 3:30 PM
𝙎𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙗𝙚𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙢𝙪𝙨𝙘𝙡𝙚 𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙮.
Reposted by 𝐉𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐄
𝘊𝘩𝘳𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘸𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘓𝘦𝘰𝘯.
𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘴.
𝘋𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱𝘴 𝘴𝘮𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯.
𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘴.
𝘋𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱𝘴 𝘴𝘮𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯.
January 26, 2026 at 3:21 PM
𝘊𝘩𝘳𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘸𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘓𝘦𝘰𝘯.
𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘴.
𝘋𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱𝘴 𝘴𝘮𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯.
𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘴.
𝘋𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱𝘴 𝘴𝘮𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯.
Reposted by 𝐉𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐄
January 26, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Reposted by 𝐉𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐄
He's getting really tired of this question...
January 26, 2026 at 1:34 PM
He's getting really tired of this question...
No reaction at first.
Then sputtering followed by long drawn out breaths.
"Anyone catch the RPG munition that struck me . . ."
Best not tell her it was a nerf dart that did her in . . . 💧
Then sputtering followed by long drawn out breaths.
"Anyone catch the RPG munition that struck me . . ."
Best not tell her it was a nerf dart that did her in . . . 💧
January 26, 2026 at 5:34 AM
No reaction at first.
Then sputtering followed by long drawn out breaths.
"Anyone catch the RPG munition that struck me . . ."
Best not tell her it was a nerf dart that did her in . . . 💧
Then sputtering followed by long drawn out breaths.
"Anyone catch the RPG munition that struck me . . ."
Best not tell her it was a nerf dart that did her in . . . 💧
Her vitals actually happened to be pretty low at that moment.
The nerf dart was enough to cause her untimely demise . . .
🥀🪦🥀
The nerf dart was enough to cause her untimely demise . . .
🥀🪦🥀
January 26, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Her vitals actually happened to be pretty low at that moment.
The nerf dart was enough to cause her untimely demise . . .
🥀🪦🥀
The nerf dart was enough to cause her untimely demise . . .
🥀🪦🥀
momo
Thanks! Those who've written with me on my other muses know how much I commit to them both in writing, and resources. 😁
Thanks! Those who've written with me on my other muses know how much I commit to them both in writing, and resources. 😁
//: Unrelated but I love how much Jill stuff you have lmao.
January 26, 2026 at 4:46 AM
momo
Thanks! Those who've written with me on my other muses know how much I commit to them both in writing, and resources. 😁
Thanks! Those who've written with me on my other muses know how much I commit to them both in writing, and resources. 😁
Reposted by 𝐉𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐄
// it is painfully ironic that the last thing I get to write on goblin is him blowing up a skyscraper with him underneath it, leaving nothing but his mask
you got me, Bluesky
you fuckin got me
you got me, Bluesky
you fuckin got me
kas
my green goblin got suspended.... not sure why. bummed....
at least I made Leon to fill the void in my yearning, evil soul
my green goblin got suspended.... not sure why. bummed....
at least I made Leon to fill the void in my yearning, evil soul
January 26, 2026 at 3:10 AM
// it is painfully ironic that the last thing I get to write on goblin is him blowing up a skyscraper with him underneath it, leaving nothing but his mask
you got me, Bluesky
you fuckin got me
you got me, Bluesky
you fuckin got me
"Hope you find it a fair trade. Really need this."
She takes a Red Herb, but leaves a Green Herb and a Flash Bang in its place.
She takes a Red Herb, but leaves a Green Herb and a Flash Bang in its place.
January 26, 2026 at 2:25 AM
"Hope you find it a fair trade. Really need this."
She takes a Red Herb, but leaves a Green Herb and a Flash Bang in its place.
She takes a Red Herb, but leaves a Green Herb and a Flash Bang in its place.
Reposted by 𝐉𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐄
Reposted by 𝐉𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐄
...Hopefully she didn't just make things worse.
Give the talking rabbit plush a paralyzing beat stick. Good thinking, Jill.
"...Yup.💧"
Give the talking rabbit plush a paralyzing beat stick. Good thinking, Jill.
"...Yup.💧"
“WHOA!”
January 26, 2026 at 12:36 AM
...Hopefully she didn't just make things worse.
Give the talking rabbit plush a paralyzing beat stick. Good thinking, Jill.
"...Yup.💧"
Give the talking rabbit plush a paralyzing beat stick. Good thinking, Jill.
"...Yup.💧"
She doesn't know why. Something just tells her the other could find this useful like it's been for her in years past.
"They're mostly out of use now, but here. Never know when you want to type out your thoughts from throughout the day."
"They're mostly out of use now, but here. Never know when you want to type out your thoughts from throughout the day."
January 26, 2026 at 12:31 AM
She doesn't know why. Something just tells her the other could find this useful like it's been for her in years past.
"They're mostly out of use now, but here. Never know when you want to type out your thoughts from throughout the day."
"They're mostly out of use now, but here. Never know when you want to type out your thoughts from throughout the day."
Hands him a cattle prod.
"Here. Less chance of recklessly hurting bystanders, and just as effective at warding off enemies."
"Here. Less chance of recklessly hurting bystanders, and just as effective at warding off enemies."
January 26, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Hands him a cattle prod.
"Here. Less chance of recklessly hurting bystanders, and just as effective at warding off enemies."
"Here. Less chance of recklessly hurting bystanders, and just as effective at warding off enemies."
Reposted by 𝐉𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐄
November 7, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Reposted by 𝐉𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐄
Doesn't quite know him well, but figures he can't be anyone up to no good.
Packs some helpful healing blends into his belongings to help him in a pinch.
Packs some helpful healing blends into his belongings to help him in a pinch.
January 26, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Doesn't quite know him well, but figures he can't be anyone up to no good.
Packs some helpful healing blends into his belongings to help him in a pinch.
Packs some helpful healing blends into his belongings to help him in a pinch.