I know big families happen everywhere, but it feels like it’s really common in the Midwest. I’m in Indiana and know at least three people from high school with 5 or more kids at this point.

When there are so many tabs that you can’t even see the name of site on the individual tab, it might be time to close the browser. Which at least also temporarily solves the bullying problem 😅

We ate at 5ish. Which is an early dinner, by any means, but at least somewhat dinner time? 🥴

The first mattress I bought for myself was $1100. I had to pay for it in installments, but it’s paid me back ten fold since then.

Plus, that feeling when you’re freshly washed and get into a bed with fresh sheets?? Priceless

And as silly as it is, that extra ten minutes to walk to the next active stop has thrown my whole routine out of whack 🙃🙃

(And no, I will not pay for premium. Out of spite. Y’all can pry that $10 out my cold, dead, and petty hands)

Christina Hendricks should be up there too

Someone come get my eyeballs, I don’t want them anymore. 🫠