Coming soon to a headline near you: “Board of Peace Declares War!”
January 23, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Coming soon to a headline near you: “Board of Peace Declares War!”
Bluesky is TikTok for people that can write.
January 21, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Bluesky is TikTok for people that can write.
Just catching up to the news, so this has been said, but let it be known that I said it first in my brain:
Air Force One breaking down is an obvious ploy to get the Qatar one into service.
Air Force One breaking down is an obvious ploy to get the Qatar one into service.
January 21, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Just catching up to the news, so this has been said, but let it be known that I said it first in my brain:
Air Force One breaking down is an obvious ploy to get the Qatar one into service.
Air Force One breaking down is an obvious ploy to get the Qatar one into service.
I couldn’t hold in a sneeze with a mouthful of really frothy toothpaste mid-toothbrush. That is a new, spotty kind of mess.
January 21, 2026 at 5:04 AM
I couldn’t hold in a sneeze with a mouthful of really frothy toothpaste mid-toothbrush. That is a new, spotty kind of mess.
That moment when Dead Kennedys kicks in on the new SpongeBob Movie…Dad perfection.
January 18, 2026 at 2:55 AM
That moment when Dead Kennedys kicks in on the new SpongeBob Movie…Dad perfection.
10 yard tush push touchdown! (pretty much)
January 11, 2026 at 9:00 PM
10 yard tush push touchdown! (pretty much)
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Didn’t think I could improve on last year…
January 5, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Didn’t think I could improve on last year…
Jan 2: Proud of myself for replacing political podcasts with happier stuff.
Jan 3: Political podcast emergency.
Jan 3: Political podcast emergency.
January 3, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Jan 2: Proud of myself for replacing political podcasts with happier stuff.
Jan 3: Political podcast emergency.
Jan 3: Political podcast emergency.
I never say how thankful I am for being able to talk to people like a sane person.
January 2, 2026 at 5:15 AM
I never say how thankful I am for being able to talk to people like a sane person.
My New Year’s resolution: switch from Tootsie Rolls to Tootsie Pops.
January 1, 2026 at 12:53 AM
My New Year’s resolution: switch from Tootsie Rolls to Tootsie Pops.
My greatest 2024 accomplishment.
January 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
My greatest 2024 accomplishment.