Jimothy Clydesdale
@jimbo-clyde.bsky.social
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Rules I made for myself for this page:
1) Text only, no media (sorry ladies)
2) “Proper” Grammar* (English teacher grandmother, sorry again)
3) Gender Neutral Pronouns* (“Folks” is intentional every time, it was that or Fuckers and I wanted to be inclusive, not sorry)
*where applicable
1) Text only, no media (sorry ladies)
2) “Proper” Grammar* (English teacher grandmother, sorry again)
3) Gender Neutral Pronouns* (“Folks” is intentional every time, it was that or Fuckers and I wanted to be inclusive, not sorry)
*where applicable
One thing about me is that I love a song about coming home
December 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
One thing about me is that I love a song about coming home
Making an updated “This is a Snapshot of My Music Taste” playlist except it’s just stop.drop.rewind..
And Busted
And McFly
And a bunch of Line Dancing songs
And a smattering of other things
And Busted
And McFly
And a bunch of Line Dancing songs
And a smattering of other things
December 24, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Making an updated “This is a Snapshot of My Music Taste” playlist except it’s just stop.drop.rewind..
And Busted
And McFly
And a bunch of Line Dancing songs
And a smattering of other things
And Busted
And McFly
And a bunch of Line Dancing songs
And a smattering of other things
Movie’s over and I’m crying
Good deal
Good deal
December 24, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Movie’s over and I’m crying
Good deal
Good deal
Watching “It’s a Wonderful Life” and
A) Love the pro-community anti-billionaire messaging and
B) Mary Bailey is a hottie and deserves better than George (I know he’s a good guy at heart but damn let’s not normalize the temper)
A) Love the pro-community anti-billionaire messaging and
B) Mary Bailey is a hottie and deserves better than George (I know he’s a good guy at heart but damn let’s not normalize the temper)
December 24, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Watching “It’s a Wonderful Life” and
A) Love the pro-community anti-billionaire messaging and
B) Mary Bailey is a hottie and deserves better than George (I know he’s a good guy at heart but damn let’s not normalize the temper)
A) Love the pro-community anti-billionaire messaging and
B) Mary Bailey is a hottie and deserves better than George (I know he’s a good guy at heart but damn let’s not normalize the temper)
“Why’d you marry a guy like me”
“Didn’t want to become an old maid”
“Didn’t want to become an old maid”
December 24, 2025 at 4:44 AM
“Why’d you marry a guy like me”
“Didn’t want to become an old maid”
“Didn’t want to become an old maid”
I have been peer pressured
Well, I peer pressured myself into listening to “My Only Wish (This Year)” because my friend was shocked(?) that I was unfamiliar with the song
Well, I peer pressured myself into listening to “My Only Wish (This Year)” because my friend was shocked(?) that I was unfamiliar with the song
December 24, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I have been peer pressured
Well, I peer pressured myself into listening to “My Only Wish (This Year)” because my friend was shocked(?) that I was unfamiliar with the song
Well, I peer pressured myself into listening to “My Only Wish (This Year)” because my friend was shocked(?) that I was unfamiliar with the song
Drank some red wine and now my head hurts
It was a Beaujolais Nouveau.. whatever that means
It was a Beaujolais Nouveau.. whatever that means
December 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Drank some red wine and now my head hurts
It was a Beaujolais Nouveau.. whatever that means
It was a Beaujolais Nouveau.. whatever that means
Don’t forget to take a deep breath every once in a while
December 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Don’t forget to take a deep breath every once in a while
I hate my hair texture currently
It’s so dry and awful
Hair night is tonight, hair night is tonight, hair night is tonight
It’s so dry and awful
Hair night is tonight, hair night is tonight, hair night is tonight
December 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I hate my hair texture currently
It’s so dry and awful
Hair night is tonight, hair night is tonight, hair night is tonight
It’s so dry and awful
Hair night is tonight, hair night is tonight, hair night is tonight
Oh, you don’t have anything to do in the morning? You can’t go to bed anymore
You just aren’t allowed, it won’t happen
You just aren’t allowed, it won’t happen
December 23, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Oh, you don’t have anything to do in the morning? You can’t go to bed anymore
You just aren’t allowed, it won’t happen
You just aren’t allowed, it won’t happen
I kind of hate that as soon as I go on holiday time, I revert back to my old ways of not being able to go to bed because I just don’t have enough reason to do so
December 23, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I kind of hate that as soon as I go on holiday time, I revert back to my old ways of not being able to go to bed because I just don’t have enough reason to do so
Sending friend requests on Facebook to all my exes
December 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Sending friend requests on Facebook to all my exes
One time, I was moving from dorm room to dorm room, effectively down the hall, and my process for moving my closet full of clothes was to just wrap my arms around everything, squeeze the middle, lift everything off the rod, walk down the hall, and attempt to re-hang everything as a set all at once
December 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
One time, I was moving from dorm room to dorm room, effectively down the hall, and my process for moving my closet full of clothes was to just wrap my arms around everything, squeeze the middle, lift everything off the rod, walk down the hall, and attempt to re-hang everything as a set all at once
And now, the “polos” section of my closet
December 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
And now, the “polos” section of my closet
Fountain pens do not- well, they write just fine.. they just tend to smear on the stickers you use to label presents
December 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Fountain pens do not- well, they write just fine.. they just tend to smear on the stickers you use to label presents
I have too many clothes
Does anyone want anything out of my closet?
Does anyone want anything out of my closet?
December 22, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I have too many clothes
Does anyone want anything out of my closet?
Does anyone want anything out of my closet?
Cat is scared of the candle
To be fair she did stick her nose real close to the fire and then scampered off when it started hurtinf
To be fair she did stick her nose real close to the fire and then scampered off when it started hurtinf
December 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Cat is scared of the candle
To be fair she did stick her nose real close to the fire and then scampered off when it started hurtinf
To be fair she did stick her nose real close to the fire and then scampered off when it started hurtinf
One book for my sister, three books for me
That’s balanced, right?
That’s balanced, right?
December 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
One book for my sister, three books for me
That’s balanced, right?
That’s balanced, right?
I am bad at Christmas shopping
December 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I am bad at Christmas shopping
Here’s how playing competitive video games can make you a better driver
December 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Here’s how playing competitive video games can make you a better driver
Wearing a belt almost every day of my life, not for style so much as the “they don’t make pants in my size and I don’t know how to take pants in/am too lazy to learn” reasons
December 21, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Wearing a belt almost every day of my life, not for style so much as the “they don’t make pants in my size and I don’t know how to take pants in/am too lazy to learn” reasons
Okay, technically, if I’d waited for the bus, I would have arrived at my home a minute or so earlier (the bus passed me at the final block), but that doesn’t account for boarding or debarking time so like.. I’m calling this a win for my two feet
December 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Okay, technically, if I’d waited for the bus, I would have arrived at my home a minute or so earlier (the bus passed me at the final block), but that doesn’t account for boarding or debarking time so like.. I’m calling this a win for my two feet
Could The High Kings play “The Parting Glass” a little bit faster, I’m trying to get somewhere
Fightstar knew what was up with “Dive,” so what’s the issue
Fightstar knew what was up with “Dive,” so what’s the issue
December 21, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Could The High Kings play “The Parting Glass” a little bit faster, I’m trying to get somewhere
Fightstar knew what was up with “Dive,” so what’s the issue
Fightstar knew what was up with “Dive,” so what’s the issue
It’s hot as balls (appx. 75 deg F, 24 C) out here
December 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
It’s hot as balls (appx. 75 deg F, 24 C) out here
How to get home via public transportation: a very bad guide
1) Walk along a transport route
2) As you approach each stop, look back and check if there is transport approaching
3a) If transport is visible, stop and get on
3b) If transport is not visible, keep walking and repeat steps 1 & 2
1) Walk along a transport route
2) As you approach each stop, look back and check if there is transport approaching
3a) If transport is visible, stop and get on
3b) If transport is not visible, keep walking and repeat steps 1 & 2
December 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
How to get home via public transportation: a very bad guide
1) Walk along a transport route
2) As you approach each stop, look back and check if there is transport approaching
3a) If transport is visible, stop and get on
3b) If transport is not visible, keep walking and repeat steps 1 & 2
1) Walk along a transport route
2) As you approach each stop, look back and check if there is transport approaching
3a) If transport is visible, stop and get on
3b) If transport is not visible, keep walking and repeat steps 1 & 2