Jimbo
@jimbomcc.bsky.social
Atheist, socialist, stroke survivor 2014, long covid since 2021, OAP, QPR supporter.
BBC Weather forecast for Notting Hill, Greater London. Today: Light cloud and a gentle breeze. High 7° Low 3°. Wind 8 mph NE. www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2641...
December 29, 2025 at 5:16 AM
BBC Weather forecast for Notting Hill, Greater London. Today: Light cloud and a gentle breeze. High 7° Low 3°. Wind 8 mph NE. www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2641...
BBC Weather forecast for Kensal Green, Greater London. Today: Light cloud and a gentle breeze. High 8° Low 3°. Wind 8 mph NE. www.bbc.co.uk/weather/6941...
December 28, 2025 at 12:01 PM
BBC Weather forecast for Kensal Green, Greater London. Today: Light cloud and a gentle breeze. High 8° Low 3°. Wind 8 mph NE. www.bbc.co.uk/weather/6941...
BBC Weather forecast for Notting Hill, Greater London. Today: Light cloud and a gentle breeze. High 9° Low 2°. Wind 8 mph NE. www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2641...
December 28, 2025 at 5:45 AM
BBC Weather forecast for Notting Hill, Greater London. Today: Light cloud and a gentle breeze. High 9° Low 2°. Wind 8 mph NE. www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2641...
BBC Weather forecast for Notting Hill, Greater London. Today: Sunny intervals and a gentle breeze. High 9° Low 6°. Wind 12 mph NE. www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2641...
December 27, 2025 at 6:18 AM
BBC Weather forecast for Notting Hill, Greater London. Today: Sunny intervals and a gentle breeze. High 9° Low 6°. Wind 12 mph NE. www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2641...
BBC Weather forecast for Notting Hill, Greater London. Today: Light cloud and a gentle breeze. High 7° Low 3°. Wind 8 mph NE. www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2641...
December 26, 2025 at 5:22 AM
BBC Weather forecast for Notting Hill, Greater London. Today: Light cloud and a gentle breeze. High 7° Low 3°. Wind 8 mph NE. www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2641...
BBC Weather forecast for Notting Hill, Greater London. Today: Sunny and a moderate breeze. High 6° Low 2°. Wind 15 mph NE. www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2641...
December 25, 2025 at 5:24 AM
BBC Weather forecast for Notting Hill, Greater London. Today: Sunny and a moderate breeze. High 6° Low 2°. Wind 15 mph NE. www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2641...
BBC Weather forecast for Kensal Green, Greater London. Today: Light cloud and a moderate breeze. High 6° Low 2°. Wind 14 mph NE. www.bbc.co.uk/weather/6941...
December 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
BBC Weather forecast for Kensal Green, Greater London. Today: Light cloud and a moderate breeze. High 6° Low 2°. Wind 14 mph NE. www.bbc.co.uk/weather/6941...
BBC Weather forecast for Notting Hill, Greater London. Wed 24th: Sunny intervals and a moderate breeze. High 7° Low 1°. Wind 14 mph NE. www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2641...
December 24, 2025 at 4:48 AM
BBC Weather forecast for Notting Hill, Greater London. Wed 24th: Sunny intervals and a moderate breeze. High 7° Low 1°. Wind 14 mph NE. www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2641...
BBC Weather forecast for Notting Hill, Greater London. Today: Light cloud and light winds. High 8° Low 7°. Wind 6 mph NE. www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2641...
December 23, 2025 at 5:09 AM
BBC Weather forecast for Notting Hill, Greater London. Today: Light cloud and light winds. High 8° Low 7°. Wind 6 mph NE. www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2641...
I bought a new book today called 'X-ray vision for beginners.' I'm having a look through it now.
December 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I bought a new book today called 'X-ray vision for beginners.' I'm having a look through it now.
My mate just asked me about cutting his lawn, I told him, Get a bottle of brandy and sprinkle it all over the grass, he said why? I said that way it will come up half cut.
December 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
My mate just asked me about cutting his lawn, I told him, Get a bottle of brandy and sprinkle it all over the grass, he said why? I said that way it will come up half cut.
When my mate told the Scrabble Society he was leaving they started sending him threatening letters.
December 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
When my mate told the Scrabble Society he was leaving they started sending him threatening letters.
My mates phone is on the blink... Must be an Eye Phone.
December 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
My mates phone is on the blink... Must be an Eye Phone.
My mate has just bought a rusty second-hand car and the only gear that works is Reverse. Oh well. It gets him from B to A.
December 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
My mate has just bought a rusty second-hand car and the only gear that works is Reverse. Oh well. It gets him from B to A.
Swiss Cheese has lots of holes in it.
The more holes there are, the less cheese there is.
The more cheese there is, the more holes there are.
Therefore, the more cheese you have, the less cheese you have.
The more holes there are, the less cheese there is.
The more cheese there is, the more holes there are.
Therefore, the more cheese you have, the less cheese you have.
December 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Swiss Cheese has lots of holes in it.
The more holes there are, the less cheese there is.
The more cheese there is, the more holes there are.
Therefore, the more cheese you have, the less cheese you have.
The more holes there are, the less cheese there is.
The more cheese there is, the more holes there are.
Therefore, the more cheese you have, the less cheese you have.
Guess Chris Rea won’t be driving home for Christmas this year then.
December 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Guess Chris Rea won’t be driving home for Christmas this year then.
BBC Weather forecast for Notting Hill, Greater London. Today: Light cloud and light winds. High 11° Low 5°. Wind 6 mph E. www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2641...
December 22, 2025 at 5:31 AM
BBC Weather forecast for Notting Hill, Greater London. Today: Light cloud and light winds. High 11° Low 5°. Wind 6 mph E. www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2641...
There was a fire at the trick candle warehouse last night and it burnt down, 47 times!
December 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
There was a fire at the trick candle warehouse last night and it burnt down, 47 times!
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
December 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.
December 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.
BBC NEWS: Cargo ship full of Viagra sinks in the Atlantic Ocean.
An hour after it happened the Titanic came up.
An hour after it happened the Titanic came up.
December 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
BBC NEWS: Cargo ship full of Viagra sinks in the Atlantic Ocean.
An hour after it happened the Titanic came up.
An hour after it happened the Titanic came up.
My mate has a load of dead batteries, if anyone wants any, he is giving them out free of charge....
December 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
My mate has a load of dead batteries, if anyone wants any, he is giving them out free of charge....
I rang the national impatience help line today
1 minute they kept me on hold!
1 fecking minute!!!!
1 minute they kept me on hold!
1 fecking minute!!!!
December 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I rang the national impatience help line today
1 minute they kept me on hold!
1 fecking minute!!!!
1 minute they kept me on hold!
1 fecking minute!!!!
What do you call an obese psychic? Four chin teller.
December 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
What do you call an obese psychic? Four chin teller.
Last Christmas my mate developed a drink problem. It started with advocaat and then it just snowballed.
December 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Last Christmas my mate developed a drink problem. It started with advocaat and then it just snowballed.