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Odysseus Canary-Nimblefart
@jimboskinbo.bsky.social
QPR fan, drummer, marathon runner, owner of a dog named after a David Bowie song
As a teenager, I loved Victoria Wood on the Beeb - and this was always the best bit, with unbelievable timing and done in one take with machine-gun word fire.
#PatriciaRoutledge www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5Q2...
Kitty 1 - with Patricia Routledge.avi
YouTube video by pyne007
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October 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Well done, Harvey. Reminiscent of a certain Mr Zamora's goal at Wembley... #QPR
September 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Is it finally time to close down the UK's public schools? Farage, Johnson and Cameron have wrecked - and are still wrecking - this great country. What on earth are they taught there?
September 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Looking forward to Farage's stamp-duty tax-dodge on his Clacton home getting equally news coverage to Rayner's similar one. Oh, hang on... #Rayner #StampDuty #Farage #Reform
September 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
No late deals for Trump? #TransferWindow
September 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Storming win. Nice comeback after last Sat. New strikers look immense #QPR
August 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Briton who moved to Muslim city slags off Muslims in British town. Extraordinary. Are they doing stuff like this for a bet to see who can be the most hypocritical?!
August 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Pick a minority group, attack them constantly, blame them for the ills of the nation. Can’t imagine where he got this idea from… www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Reform UK prepared to deport 600,000 under migration plans
The party outlines its plans to detain and deport all migrants who arrive in the UK on small boats.
www.bbc.co.uk
August 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Unhappy memories from seven years ago. Weird that it was the same score and almost the same date in August as yesterday's disaster. We did stay up that season, though... #QPR www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
West Bromwich Albion 7-1 Queens Park Rangers: Steve McClaren shocked by 'unacceptable' loss
QPR manager Steve McClaren says his side's performance in their 7-1 loss at West Bromwich Albion was
www.bbc.co.uk
August 24, 2025 at 9:47 AM
What the hell is going on at Cov? #QPR #COV #Help
August 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Is it true the legend that is Sir Les inserted this amazing 15% clause into Eze's contract when we sold him to Palace? If so, his legendary status has gone into space! #QPR #SirLes #Legend #Eze #BecomeAnAgentLes
August 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The final show is five minutes of a hand stirring bechamel sauce, apparently www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
MasterChef: Second contestant edited out of Gregg Wallace and John Torode's final series
The show's production company says another chef decided not to be included
www.bbc.co.uk
August 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The BBC apologies yet Jenrick is fine to use the phrase “backward countries”. Amazing www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
BBC apologises after Robert Jenrick accused of xenophobia
A contributor to Radio 4's Thought for the Day slot made the remark about the shadow justice secretary.
www.bbc.co.uk
August 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Hi, Mirror. "It" didn't begin on Aug 10. There were loads of football fixtures before then, not least on Aug 8. Football does exist outside the Premiership tedium #Prem #Mirror #Sky #Tedious
August 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I typed "Stars Wars with Danny Dyer" into ChatGPT and got this: "Luke and his muppets get caught and there’s a nutty scene with a rescue. Leia, some princess, is like: 'Get me out of here, tarts!' She's a princess but no damsel in distress - Leia's leading the fight, bruv" #StarWars #DannyDyer
August 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Just had an email from IT about why the computers went down: "This was caused by a kernal panic on the main ras platform. Failover resolved the issue." Erm, yes? Like, we knew that?
July 31, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I’m at a total loss trying to figure out why exactly Trump hates the non-white, Muslim mayor of London. Any ideas? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Donald Trump continues feud with Sadiq Khan calling him a nasty person
Sir Keir Starmer intervened after Trump attacked Khan, saying:
www.bbc.co.uk
July 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
What exactly is it that the far-right, stupid and arrogant Reform MP Rupert Lowe doesn't like about a female, non-white, Muslim MP? I just don't understand it...
July 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Watching @PicnicAtHangingRock. It’s beautiful but always scares the crap out of me! Must be the combo of the gentle music and the slow-mo.
July 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Have the Rs appointed an estate agent as manager? "Bijou club in the heart of up-and-coming White City. In need of modernisation."
June 25, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I’ve written a stunning screenplay for a movie called called Godzilla vs Paddington. Any takers? #Universal #Paramount #WarnerBros
May 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Well, Burnley are pretty good and have an incredible defensive record, but I still the Rs could have done better. Is Marti off? #QPR
April 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM