First season of 'Star City' is currently in post production.

She can't be reasoned with. She doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And she absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

Gremlins

Second prize is two lunches.

'What you readin' for?'

I'm almost certainly misremembering slightly, but I always loved Bill Hicks' "What's the fascination with the beach? It's where dirt meets water. I've got a bathtub and an imagination, I'll stay indoors and listen to music *I* like."

I got this nonsense the other day when trying to find the "turf hallower" spoof ad from Viz from many years ago.

Dunno about that, but I bet she'd've been well on board with this from The Mirror.

"Now is the season of evil."

The Boors