I Took My Geoduck to Game 7 and Lost
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He/him. Seattle sports fanatic. Casually niche. 0% sweet, less ice, with pearl. Probably thinks more than you do about 2017 Nick Vincent. Cal Raleigh is good.
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a few seagulls near me are complaining about home run dependant offenses so that's probably not great
more career Ohtani strikeouts than Bryan Woo
January 28, 2026 at 1:18 AM
more career Ohtani strikeouts than Bryan Woo
the plays they are a-stackin'
January 26, 2026 at 1:48 AM
the plays they are a-stackin'
It is time for Drew Lock to play
January 18, 2026 at 4:05 AM
It is time for Drew Lock to play
Blockers and speed!
Blockers and speed!
I'm a little boy who likes blockers and speed!
Blockers and speed!
I'm a little boy who likes blockers and speed!
January 18, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Blockers and speed!
Blockers and speed!
I'm a little boy who likes blockers and speed!
Blockers and speed!
I'm a little boy who likes blockers and speed!
Hulu doesn't just have live sports
Demond Williams Jr. has announced he will remain at Washington, adding an apology for the timing of his transfer portal announcement that coincided with women's soccer goalkeeper Mia Hamant's celebration of life on Tuesday.
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January 9, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Hulu doesn't just have live sports
Alternatively, trade Macdonald for Lamar and promote Kubiak...
The Ravens instantly become the most appealing HC job in football.
I would *strongly* consider Brian Flores if I were them.
I would *strongly* consider Brian Flores if I were them.
January 7, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Alternatively, trade Macdonald for Lamar and promote Kubiak...
I get that Mariners fandom has some gatekeeping issues on the other app, but oh my GOODNESS the Seahawks fans there are just unbearable man
January 4, 2026 at 6:44 AM
I get that Mariners fandom has some gatekeeping issues on the other app, but oh my GOODNESS the Seahawks fans there are just unbearable man
no sweat
January 4, 2026 at 3:39 AM
no sweat
Kyle Shanahan looks like a cross between Kyle Mooney and Dennis Boutsikaris
January 4, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Kyle Shanahan looks like a cross between Kyle Mooney and Dennis Boutsikaris
it's December 2006 and Philip Rivers has a seven point lead over my football team at the half
December 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
it's December 2006 and Philip Rivers has a seven point lead over my football team at the half
bro he's like Bizarro Bizardo
December 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
bro he's like Bizarro Bizardo
4-3, Game 7, Hoffman in for the save
November 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
4-3, Game 7, Hoffman in for the save
*Bottom 17, tie game, bases loaded, Ohtani up to bat*
Schneider: "Walk him."
Little: "But sir-"
Schneider: "WALK HIM, GODDAMIT!"
Schneider: "Walk him."
Little: "But sir-"
Schneider: "WALK HIM, GODDAMIT!"
List of every MLB “team” with 4+ intentional walks and a home run in a #WorldSeries game:
1946 Boston Red Sox (4 IBB, 1 HR in Game 5)
2025 Shohei Ohtani (4 IBB, 2 HR in Game 3)
1946 Boston Red Sox (4 IBB, 1 HR in Game 5)
2025 Shohei Ohtani (4 IBB, 2 HR in Game 3)
October 28, 2025 at 6:18 AM
*Bottom 17, tie game, bases loaded, Ohtani up to bat*
Schneider: "Walk him."
Little: "But sir-"
Schneider: "WALK HIM, GODDAMIT!"
Schneider: "Walk him."
Little: "But sir-"
Schneider: "WALK HIM, GODDAMIT!"
What a season. What an absolutely bizarre season. What a gut-wrenching, heart-stopping, unfathomable season. Proud of my guys. This hurts so bad.
October 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
What a season. What an absolutely bizarre season. What a gut-wrenching, heart-stopping, unfathomable season. Proud of my guys. This hurts so bad.
I am okay.
October 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I am okay.
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I didn't hear no bell
October 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I didn't hear no bell
My two-year-old getting his pajamas on:
"CAL RALEIGH! HOME RUN!"
"CAL RALEIGH! HOME RUN!"
October 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
My two-year-old getting his pajamas on:
"CAL RALEIGH! HOME RUN!"
"CAL RALEIGH! HOME RUN!"
Baseball is so dumb I love it so much
October 16, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Baseball is so dumb I love it so much