Jim Hearson
@jimhearson.bsky.social
✍🏻 @Oracle; ⚽️ @londontitansfc; 😯 by #nffc. Trying to keep it light. One of the good ones. Views my own. Won the internet twice & QI once.
The Armenia loss was just to give everyone else a chance 👍🏻
November 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The Armenia loss was just to give everyone else a chance 👍🏻
Her hair was very 90s Gillian Anderson tonight.
November 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Her hair was very 90s Gillian Anderson tonight.
How many Irish fans will die of hope over the next few days?
November 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
How many Irish fans will die of hope over the next few days?
Probably having a lie down to recover.
November 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Probably having a lie down to recover.
Behold how well they did for last season.
November 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Behold how well they did for last season.
Very much enjoyed Max translating the number of wins out of 1000 into a percentage.
November 11, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Very much enjoyed Max translating the number of wins out of 1000 into a percentage.
Fun fact: the gig that Ania did is run/compered by the guy whose traction-engine-like foot broke Tim Key's wrist.
November 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Fun fact: the gig that Ania did is run/compered by the guy whose traction-engine-like foot broke Tim Key's wrist.
Even your card number has said 'fuck me' and got starred out.
November 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Even your card number has said 'fuck me' and got starred out.
The fart petrol may not have been a foreshadow, but listening to the Taskmaster podcast while being hunted down by its murderous host... 😬
November 9, 2025 at 12:00 PM
The fart petrol may not have been a foreshadow, but listening to the Taskmaster podcast while being hunted down by its murderous host... 😬
Oh wow - put a cap on the guy in the revisited episode tonight and he'd look rather familiar...
November 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Oh wow - put a cap on the guy in the revisited episode tonight and he'd look rather familiar...
Was Dan Burn's header better than Barry's?
November 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Was Dan Burn's header better than Barry's?
There are few things more frustrating than an episode of Grand Designs where it doesn't get finished in time - just leave it for a later series if it's not done by the time you go to air!
The revisited episodes are just a slog - 45 minutes of repeated content before the big payoff.
The revisited episodes are just a slog - 45 minutes of repeated content before the big payoff.
November 5, 2025 at 11:27 AM
There are few things more frustrating than an episode of Grand Designs where it doesn't get finished in time - just leave it for a later series if it's not done by the time you go to air!
The revisited episodes are just a slog - 45 minutes of repeated content before the big payoff.
The revisited episodes are just a slog - 45 minutes of repeated content before the big payoff.
It better not be otherwise I'm going to start a petition to get Uniqlo to discontinue cardigans.
November 5, 2025 at 7:57 AM
It better not be otherwise I'm going to start a petition to get Uniqlo to discontinue cardigans.
FFS, I've just had Bake Off spoiled and now this? A fie on you, Jim.
November 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
FFS, I've just had Bake Off spoiled and now this? A fie on you, Jim.
It needn't be a VAR thing - chips in balls that can instantly tell when a touchline has been crossed have existed for at least two decades. I know, as I wrote my dissertation on them.
They've been used scarcely since and often just to report on how many revolutions per minute the ball span at.
They've been used scarcely since and often just to report on how many revolutions per minute the ball span at.
November 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
It needn't be a VAR thing - chips in balls that can instantly tell when a touchline has been crossed have existed for at least two decades. I know, as I wrote my dissertation on them.
They've been used scarcely since and often just to report on how many revolutions per minute the ball span at.
They've been used scarcely since and often just to report on how many revolutions per minute the ball span at.
Not sure why, but "There's something very retro and off-grid about Enya" tickled me more than it had any right to.
November 2, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Not sure why, but "There's something very retro and off-grid about Enya" tickled me more than it had any right to.
If Ian Rushden did end up as a guest, he'd still probably be one of David's bookings.
October 30, 2025 at 10:37 AM
If Ian Rushden did end up as a guest, he'd still probably be one of David's bookings.
Do Chelsea have a discipline problem? Not sure if it's been mentioned before.
October 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Do Chelsea have a discipline problem? Not sure if it's been mentioned before.
When will Walsall Devon Loch it this time around?
October 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
When will Walsall Devon Loch it this time around?
Once again on the Taverniers, @maxrushden.bsky.social 😂
October 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Once again on the Taverniers, @maxrushden.bsky.social 😂
Rosie is spot on about internet issues in Premier Inns - not only is the Wi-Fi unusable unless you're sat on the router, they're constructed of concrete so thick, 4G/5G signals can't get through.
You're basically trapped in a big, purple Faraday cage.
You're basically trapped in a big, purple Faraday cage.
October 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Rosie is spot on about internet issues in Premier Inns - not only is the Wi-Fi unusable unless you're sat on the router, they're constructed of concrete so thick, 4G/5G signals can't get through.
You're basically trapped in a big, purple Faraday cage.
You're basically trapped in a big, purple Faraday cage.
And Classic Football Shirts have just announced this new design for their festive knitwear range. What a time to be alive!
October 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
And Classic Football Shirts have just announced this new design for their festive knitwear range. What a time to be alive!
Guy Remembering was a cracking little winger in Glenn Hoddle's Swindon side.
October 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Guy Remembering was a cracking little winger in Glenn Hoddle's Swindon side.