For a while there I was kinda wondering, so I for one appreciate the update!

This is based on the real world, where skydivers are often instructed, in the event of a crash landing, to hit the ground with your knees first. Also, wear the purplest jumpsuit you can find, so the rescuers can easily find your remains.

Doug needs those pouches to hold all the, uh, languages that he can translate.

If you know nothing about the TNA/WWE relationship or the people who cover it, maybe you need to accept you're far from the authority on the subject and stop telling everyone else how to react to it.

Hopefully TNA is getting good money for this deal. Although any money at all would be a step up from the past 11 years. There's talent WWE and AEW have overlooked that I'd love to see get a chance in a TNA with a real budget.

Somehow BOTH of these skeets have comments where people are trying to be like "actually SOME OTHER MOVIE is a Christmas movie!" so the virus is constantly evolving to resist the latest treatments.

Oh no, I said "Chuck's." That's what I call Sneed's Feed and Seed. I was feeding and seeding.

It's the same with the "Edge is returning to wrestle John Cena" stuff. It's vaguely like the wishful thinking that Mercedes Mone would return to WWE. If giant shit like that isn't on the horizon, then...what's the point? I'm not sure TKO has an answer for those fans.

I thought people wanted the WarGames mystery man to be Moxley because it would actualize their Shield fanfic, or because they're ignorant of his AEW contract. But these fake images make it clear that WWE fans are craving another "CM Punk returns"-sized Moment, and WWE doesn't have one to give them.

In an amazing coincidence, you just got a message from the Two of Deez Nutz In Your Mouth

I get that, but I'm always seeing foodies telling people what they should/shouldn't do with food, and unlike you they are being serious. I just used pineapple pizza as an example to avoid leading anyone to dogpile on the real-world example I actually saw this morning.

This is the best possible scenario